Where do you like to go?

Face down ass up. While im thinking about my grocery list and that next bottle of el yucatan habanero hot sauce
Green or black?
Lately I am in an abusive relationship with the salsa roja from a local(ish) taquería. On a Tuesday I’ll eat a tub of it over an extended period. Wednesday morning it’s time to strap onto the static test hardware.

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I miss Sears at the mall after a couple taco bell bean burritos, those lands end turtle necks were smoother than charmin. The adidas golf shirts at Dicks just can’t compare for texture and absorbency.
 
I poop right when I wake up. Like clockwork. So most of the time I get to poop at home. I get a lot of fiber in my diet. So I dump one epic turd per day. Most of the time it's a clean drop. Leaving no trace on my bunghole. The turds are so long and sturdy that they often finish above the water line. This turd formation is known as "the beached whale". That's all I've got for this thread.
 
I poop right when I wake up. Like clockwork. So most of the time I get to poop at home. I get a lot of fiber in my diet. So I dump one epic turd per day. Most of the time it's a clean drop. Leaving no trace on my bunghole. The turds are so long and sturdy that they often finish above the water line. This turd formation is known as "the beached whale". That's all I've got for this thread.
Too much fiber. If you’re not fighting to poo, you’re out of the militia.
 
I poop right when I wake up. Like clockwork. So most of the time I get to poop at home. I get a lot of fiber in my diet. So I dump one epic turd per day. Most of the time it's a clean drop. Leaving no trace on my bunghole. The turds are so long and sturdy that they often finish above the water line. This turd formation is known as "the beached whale". That's all I've got for this thread.

Pix or we don't believe you bongsmilie
 
I didn't read enough of the thread to know there is a constipated militia here. Sorry for flexing my poo skills. Maybe try some psyillium husk and eat some prunes.
 
I'm not showing of my beached poo whales. But you can look at my weed whales if you want.

https://www.rollitup.org/t/from-the-tents-of-peat-phreak.1065822/

I mean, this site is supposed to be about growing weed, right?
Welcome to TnT!

Growing goes on somewhere in the mix.

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