When I went to jail.

Dyna Ryda said:

are you bi?

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Are you interested?

If your buying I'll gladly get busy with a hooker, as long as she is clean and doesn't own a trouser snake.

i ended up in the drunk tank a few times, good times until i sobered up

Mr. Bongwater said:

i ended up in the drunk tank a few times, good times until i sobered up

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How many dicks did you suck during your stay?

The funniest shit I seen in jail.

There was this dude in our cell about 5'4" 90 lbs soaking wet.
People kept picking on him. (For those never been in a cell, there is a pecking order and you better figure it out.)
I got to feeling bad for him. I'm 6 foot 225 and stay fit.
I thought maybe I would give him some backup. He said no worries and let him be. I said ok.

One dude got in his face and got a little to close. Little guy told him to back up.
Before it was said and done little guy was facing 5 people wanting to stomp him.

I got up and walked his way. He looked me in the eye and shook his head no.
I sat back down.
One dude put his hands on little guy and the shit storm was on.

There was broken noses, fat lips, and black eyes galore.
The moved us out of the cell to clean there was so much blood.

The removed the 5 guys bleeding everywhere.
The little guy was removed saying " I told the, I told them."

I love when ass hats get what they deserve.

mr sunshine said:

How many dicks did you suck during your stay?

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i'd shank somebody before i suck a cock my friend

Dyna Ryda said:

are you bi?

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Nah, prob not but guilt will make you do some crazy things.

Wasn't always out and growing up I had good (friends type) relationships with girls, these sometimes led to me awkwardly thumbing in a softy and making excuses far my flaccid, disinterested Johnson.

Man, that period sucked.

Mr. Bongwater said:

i'd shank somebody before i suck a cock my friend

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sometimes you don't have a choice.

mr sunshine said:

sometimes you don't have a choice.View attachment 3309628

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They let you have a pencil in jail.
That is all you need. Stick that fucker in the neck and break it off.

whitebb2727 said:

They let you have a pencil in jail.
That is all you need. Stick that fucker in the neck and break it off.

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Easier said then done....If it was that easy I would be ufc champion. . All you gotta do is hit your competition in the chin really hard right?

mr sunshine said:

Easier said then done....If it was that easy I would be ufc champion. . All you gotta do is hit your competition in the chin really hard right?

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I'm no bad ass.
I grew up scrapping.
I have had my ass beat so bad I was put in the hospital.

A guy about that size in jail got in my face and told me how it was going to be.
I told him to lace up mother fucker.

Win lose or draw, I'm fighting tooth, claw and nail.

Can you make someone pass out from breathing in fumes from a alcohol swab? Or a bunch of them?
Pretty sure it works and if you are sneaky or the med nurse is stupid you can get alcohol swabs to use on a celly in their sleep, if you need to.
Just might take a while. I didn't exactly see this happen, but I did find the evidence and I've been questioning it ever since. I found them on my pillow. I think my room mate was scared. I was doing a lot of bench dips and other stuff. I also wigged out when I first got their and woke everyone up, Really bad idea.

whitebb2727 said:

I'm no bad ass.
I grew up scrapping.
I have had my ass beat so bad I was put in the hospital.

A guy about that size in jail got in my face and told me how it was going to be.
I told him to lace up mother fucker.

Win lose or draw, I'm fighting tooth, claw and nail.

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Definitely got to fight..it's expected tho they are not trying to punk you because they think you'll bow down..they are picking on you because they think they can physically make you do whatever they want...Some guys are stronger then others some have a lot of back up!! It's all about power..If I get ko'd and raped you better kill me ..I come up with weird ideas when I'm mad!

Dyna Ryda said:

I wanna say something here but I'm at a loss for words............

So your saying you didn't suck the tranny's dick?

You wasted a good opportunity to suck a woman's dick. Those chances don't cum up everyday.

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Some people get a chance of a lifetime and don't take it. I don't think I'd be able to resist given the chance especially if it was an Asian tranny, they're so hawt.

mr sunshine said:

Definitely got to fight..it's expected tho they are not trying to punk you because they think you'll bow down..they are picking on you because they think they can physically make you do whatever they want...Some guys are stronger then others some have a lot of back up!! It's all about power..If I get ko'd and raped you better kill me ..I come up with weird ideas when I'm mad!

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Situational Awareness.

It can save your life.

Man times sure have changed.......32 years ago I served a little time all we did was try and figure out how to get weed in on visiting days and the occassional glass of hooch no trannys, ass whippings ,or dick sucking
Just plain old doing time ! I guess doing time has changed like everything else !
The wildest thing I saw was a man eat 50 boiled eggs on a bet in one hour then there was the time when the warden gave us all a talk about failure to communicate and shaking the bush here boss and then another time a dude dug his way out of his cell with a rock hammer and made his way out thru the sewer. Exciting times Someone needs to make a movie about that shit

Only dick I sucked in jail was mine, and it was horrible

Indagrow said:

Only dick I sucked in jail was mine, and it was horrible

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You know you're meant to wash it don't you?

I have avoided jail by maintaining excellent karma.

what in the actual fuck lmaoooo