Whats your best pick-up line? post here!

Davmalk said:
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
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ill remix that line, whats better than a good remix or cover of a good band?

You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs, fuck it til it bleeds, ill be drowning it period blood thicker than mud, chunks of vaginal walls, can i fuck you in the bathroom stalls?
 
hey you know that brand of cider called cummins? yeah its called cummin cider (cum inside her)

hey you know that brand of cider called dickins? yeah its called dickins cider (dick inside her)
 
Nugachino said:
Who the fuck wants their red wings? Period blood stinks.
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I never pass a chance for a little head.
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Ya have to give to receive.
 
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