Whats the worst thing you've ever smoked out of?

I made a homeade pipe from that shit thats plastic coated in chrome. I thought it was real metal until I went to light it and it started bubbling.

Also, me and my buddies made this bubbler out of a knockoff nalgene, the center piece of a renuze it air freshner, and some aluminum foil. We got pulled over by border patrol when we were smoking out of it. After making us dump the water on the bud and throw it over the fence, they said "take that peice of shit home and throw it down the tubes." hahaha, one of my funniest and scariest moments. Never let a New Yorker pick a "stealthy" smoking spot!

dried out piece of seeweed with a tinfoil bowl actually hit quite well tasted salty though

jhopkins34 said:

For the paint, make sure the bowl just doesn't get so hot that the paint actually melts, oh and guess what paints are often made of things like rocks, plants, and sands which are all things that I don't mind smoking, or at least now are okay to smoke and expose to heat

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So paint is made out of rocks, plants and sand? It doesn't contain any chemicals that may be harmful for your lungs when burned? And you're supposed to make sure the bowl doesn't get too hot even though you're putting the flame of a lighter to ignite the weed?

Geez, I've been to a number of message boards before, but I swear that many of the people who frequent this board are among the stupidest people on earth. The quote above is some really stupid shit. Seriously. I think someone needs to stop smoking weed and get an education.

once I was smoking out of this plastic red bong when i looked down at the bowl to notice the side of the bong was on fire and i had just finished inhaling

Well since you have no experience with smoking out of a can, I don't think your able to judge on how much is actually burnt off, you know what else you can do with the paint take a knife a scratch it of, do it before you bend the can or else it will take you longer, and I really think you may want to smoke some more weed to chill out a little, you have way too much anger for someone from such a naturally beautiful place.

jhopkins34 said:

Well since you have no experience with smoking out of a can, I don't think your able to judge on how much is actually burnt off, you know what else you can do with the paint take a knife a scratch it of, do it before you bend the can or else it will take you longer, and I really think you may want to smoke some more weed to chill out a little, you have way too much anger for someone from such a naturally beautiful place.

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So someone needs to have experience smoking out of a can to understand how bad it is? Wow, complete logic failure.

Also, I'm not angry. I just think it's irresponsible of you to be saying that paint is made out of rocks, plants and sand, and because of that, it's safe to inhale the burning fumes. I'm not even going to explain how wrong you are, because you wouldn't understand.

I don't need to smoke more weed. I smoke just about every day. I just think it's bad for people to be coming on public forums and spouting nonsense that can potentially harm someone else. That's all.

Well I believe the benefits you gin from smoking cannabis, even if it is through a can, still out way the very small negative effects you could get from smoking through a can, since I've done it many times when I was younger I do realize that the paint is not be turned into dangerous fumes, you just don't get the can that hot from putting a flame next to it. Personally, I would pick to smoke out of a can then not smoke at all, because you gain so many benefits from smoking weed, and those benefits don't go away from smoking in a can, instead of telling people how dumb it maybe and just not to do it, instead to educate people about the safest way to smoke out of a can, so you can still get high even if one only has a can. The best way to stay away from paint dangers is to just scrape the paint off, I should have said it the first time, but I was stoned, and was thinking more about personal experience then best use, of course if you have any glass, papers, vapes, blunts, whatever thats is a better and safer way to smoke, but if you have to use a can be smart about it and don't have it be your number 1 tool

jhopkins34 said:

of course if you have any glass, papers, vapes, blunts, whatever thats is a better and safer way to smoke,

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On this point I completely agree.

Im sorry macko, but from all your posts I have gathered that you clearly arent an expert on paint. The paints that are used to paint popcans burn at temperatures that can't be reached by your everyday bic. As long as you don't light your shit with a blowtorch you are pretty much fine. As for the plastic on the inside of the can, just heat that bitch up and burn it first. Of course smoking out of a thin sheet of aluminum is kind of retarted, so it should pretty much be a last resort anyway, and if you follow that rule you will inhale 100x the nasty shit going through life than you will smoking out of cans.

i dont understand how everyone is ragging on macko.. she is just telling you all that cans are bad to smoke out of. thats it she isnt sitting here telling you what to do just that its rly not safe to be doing that. and damn i would hope ppl could be more like her, when i was lil shit i rember ppl telling me to smoke outa metal... "it is the best" lawls roor glass bongs all the way or my zong is fine for me thanks. i hate all metal and i will usualy not turn down free weed but if u come up to me with a can or pluming from ur sink and want to smoke u better keep on going.

canadian said:

carved a piece of a stock of broccoli into a pipe with a carb and everything!

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fucking epic did u leave the lil branches on it so it looked like ur smoking trees out of a lil baby tree?

+1 for macko

I've already said it before, but worst (and possibly best) thing I've smoked from was a page of the bible... I mean, you're partying at a hotel, run out of paper, and need to roll a fat one, wtf would you do? If there was a hell, that event would pretty much guarantee me a first class ticket. But fuck it, it made a good story

ive seen someone toke through a dildo before
and i shit you not!
not the foggyest on how they made it tokeable but it looked smooth as fuck

fuck putting my lips on someones mums dildo though

maybe if she was a milf id grace it with a few hits but i stuck to joints that night
he told me it was more of a party piece, i told him he was fucking weird! lmao

ive toked from a carrot before though!
one of them propper monster ones ya know? real big fuckers!
hollowed it, but not from end to end, stuck a pipe and bowl ontop of it going down in to the hollow part. Froze it for a few hours, hands down nicest pipe hit ever! so cold and smooth
and carrot-y

love getting my 5 a day

A vaccum cleaner hose with aluminum foil on one end. Don't be a dumb ass and forget to wash out first. Shit I never thought about that. I was only a kid.

chicken bone!

pokastar111 said:

Ever been in a situation where your not home, got some bud, but no bong? What did you use? My worst was a pop can, a socket wrench head and part of a window screen for a filter. Not good. Your turn.

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gooch72 said:

chicken bone!

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lawls i have caught gooch on chicken that makes so much sence now... he was looking for his bowl.

minibotwin said:

I've smoked out of a toilet paper roll. Cut a hole in it towards one end, then tape in some aluminum foil to hold the bud. Gotta cover the one end with your hand while lightin up, but... wasn't TOO horrible!

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Ha, Ha, Ha.... A bob tube. I haven't thought of that one in years..

oreo stick....lol

My girlfriend got pissed at me and hid all of my smoking stuff so all I had was some bud. So I spited her by using her tampon wrappers to roll joints. I felt like I was doing something nasty but when I got high I realized...its just a wrapper...anyway yeh thats the worst for me.