BarnBuster
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alas, some turtles have been treed
What's the worst idea you've ever had stoned?
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Gregor Eisenhorn
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I once decided to go for a run butt naked in the streets of Greece when I was on a holiday.
Alas, my 30 second run of freedom finished when I saw someone shouting at me. Thankfully no police were involved but I had to apologize to a manager of a hotel, because he started rambling something about his wife and kids and did some "smoking" gestures with his fingers, so I immediately knew that he knew. Damn was I stupid back then.
For the first time in my life I felt wind in a place were no wind had been before.
Would definitely do agian.
Alas, my 30 second run of freedom finished when I saw someone shouting at me. Thankfully no police were involved but I had to apologize to a manager of a hotel, because he started rambling something about his wife and kids and did some "smoking" gestures with his fingers, so I immediately knew that he knew. Damn was I stupid back then.
For the first time in my life I felt wind in a place were no wind had been before.
Would definitely do agian.
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Nothing sadder than a flightless turtle ........ sob......
@Unclebaldrick @Diabolical666 I miss you guys. How much longer does this insanity have to go on. Schools just let out and the first wave of trolls are washing ashore. We need reinforcements!! Please let them return.
I was in Bulgaria and got chased by a pack of about 15 wild dogs of varying shapes and sizes, up a very steep hill. They were nipping at my heals and I didn't know if they wanted to eat me or just wanted me out of the territory. I shook them off, kept going forward and eventually found a bar which was still open. On the door of the single unisex toilet there was a "no sucking dick" symbol with a guy standing up and a girl kneeling in front of him and I realized I had arrived in a rough part of town. Being non-white, as I exited the toilet I saw everyone in the bar giving me evil looks, some of the guys had guns on the table and others were holding onto theirs, gesturing as if they were going to shoot me. Luckily I made it out alive but I always look back and think at least I made it to the bar because a bullet in the head would have been better than getting eaten alive by wild dogs.
mikek420
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Trying to feed a bunch of buddies when I was in high school, my friend had frozen meat so we attacked it with a meet cleaver, chips of frozen beef flying everywhere till a friend of mine decided to drive to get food, at my job where I worked so it was free. Went from terrible to a great idea.
To this day, I can text or call my buddy
"He's got a cleeever!"
And we both die in fits of laugher lol