Whats the craziest shit that you believe in? OMG

Nevaeh420 said:

Mudminer, My buddy. I think you are mistaken.

I believe that, to the Christians, the Second Coming is the NEXT appearing of Christ. Most Christians do NOT believe that Jesus' resurection was his second coming, they believe that was the first coming of Christ; Jesus' whole life was his first coming. (Can you find a verse in the Bible that says that Christs resurrection was his second coming? I dont even think it says "Second Coming" in the Bible once; but can you find one place in the Bible that implies such a claim as yours?)

Unequivocally, when I say that "Im the Second Coming of Christ", I mean that Im the Christ that the Christians are waiting for. Every Christian should be waiting for the "Second" Coming of Christ. But to be veridical, I dont know what number of Christ I really am. For all I know, I could be one Christ out of trillions because there could be many "christs" on different planets in the universe.

It should be manifest that Im Christ if you have read both links in My signature but most people on RIU have not read My signature. Im the Christ that the Christians have been waiting for, but most of the Christians have never read about Me.

~PEACE~

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Hi George. A persons death is the ultimate (and usually final) result of having come to the world the first (and usually only) time. Returning from the dead is coming to life a second time. Your description as being the "next coming" of christ would be far more accurate (if thats the way you choose to believe). Its really just a numbers thing. All you really have to do is count to get it right. Born...1. Return from the dead...2. George...next (or whatever). Who knows, you may be the first next chapter in the Great Tome of Fairy Stories in a couple thousand years. Good luck.

dannyboy602 said:

i had a good alien experience this summer. got whisked up into a giant blue light thingy and something gave me a foot massage. then I probed THEM.

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You probed an alien? Was the alien tight? Talking about pussy thats out of this world.

Im just kidding of course because I know youre kidding too, lol.

mudminer said:

Hi George. A persons death is the ultimate (and usually final) result of having come to the world the first (and usually only) time. Returning from the dead is coming to life a second time. Your description as being the "next coming" of christ would be far more accurate (if thats the way you choose to believe). Its really just a numbers thing. All you really have to do is count to get it right. Born...1. Return from the dead...2. George...next (or whatever). Who knows, you may be the first next chapter in the Great Tome of Fairy Stories in a couple thousand years. Good luck.

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Are you a Christian Mudminer?

Like I said, I dont know what number Christ I am but I am Christ. It doesnt matter if Im the first Christ or the last Christ, it just matters that Im the Christ of the now. I am the Life (of the universe).

I just hope that one day people will take heed to My prophetic rhetoric, and listen to My manifest Message.

~PEACE~

I believe the bible is a fairy tale, people that are religious are sheep, if you don't believe in infinity, then you believe you live in a GIANT BOX...Alex

Nevaeh420 said:

You probed an alien? Was the alien tight? Talking about pussy thats out of this world.

Im just kidding of course because I know youre kidding too, lol.



Are you a Christian Mudminer?

Like I said, I dont know what number Christ I am but I am Christ. It doesnt matter if Im the first Christ or the last Christ, it just matters that Im the Christ of the now. I am the Life (of the universe).

I just hope that one day people will take heed to My prophetic rhetoric, and listen to My manifest Message.

~PEACE~

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You are NOT even the "Life of the Party", let alone the universe. Question for you...How soft are the walls in a "Rubber Room"?!...Alex

No George. I am not. I prefer being real to being deluded. When it comes to being really deluded...well...I should just stop here. Been the same pleasure it always is George. C ya.

Opiated said:

I believe the bible is a fairy tale, people that are religious are sheep, if you don't believe in infinity, then you believe you live in a GIANT BOX...Alex

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Opiated said:

I believe the bible is a fairy tale, people that are religious are sheep, if you don't believe in infinity, then you believe you live in a GIANT BOX...Alex

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I believe the same thing brother, the Bible IS mostly fairy tales but there also has to be some facts in the Bible, but I just dont know what the facts are because its encompassed by myth.

But I differ in the opinion that we do live forever, I believe we get reincarnated into new bodies after we die; we become "born again". But My belief in reincarnation is just speculation, of course.

Opiated said:

You are NOT even the "Life of the Party", let alone the universe. Question for you...How soft are the walls in a "Rubber Room"?!...Alex

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I may not be the "life of the party", but I am the Life. Its because I live that everything has life. I am the TRUE Life that brings great felicity to all those that appreciate this Life of Mine. I am the End of all things, and when I am born again, I will be the beginning of the TRUE Life then too. We will only find out who is the TRUE Life when I die, if every thing goes on normally after I die then I have blasphemed, if everything changes then I was telling the Truth. We will only find this answer after I die; I could live for another 70 years or I could even die today if there is some kind of freak accident.

To answer your question; I have been to a handful of mental hospitals, but I honestly dont recall being in any "rubber rooms". I do plan on taking a vacation to the mental hospital within the next month or so, but I now WANT to go to take a vacation. This next stay will be My 9th hospitalization. As soon as I got My Christ complex, I was hospitalized for the first time, and most of My hospitalizations were from My Christ complex. Im on medications because of My Christ complex. I still believe that I have done and said the right things, I have a clear conscience; I dont reget many things.

mudminer said:

No George. I am not. I prefer being real to being deluded. When it comes to being really deluded...well...I should just stop here. Been the same pleasure it always is George. C ya.

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Im not a Christian either; I was a Christian most of My life until 2008 when I saw a movie called Zeitgeist. That movie basically debunks Jesus and thats when I stopped believing in Jesus, but I still believe in God but Im skeptical of Him too, wheres the proof besides creation? Now I believe in Myself for the most part, I have started My own Spirituality but I have few witnesses.

The pleasure has been all Mine, Mudminer. Youre a good friend.

~PEACE~

Nevaeh420 said:

To answer your question; I have been to a handful of mental hospitals, but I honestly dont recall being in any "rubber rooms". I do plan on taking a vacation to the mental hospital within the next month or so, but I now WANT to go to take a vacation. This next stay will be My 9th hospitalization. As soon as I got My Christ complex, I was hospitalized for the first time, and most of My hospitalizations were from My Christ complex. Im on medications because of My Christ complex. I still believe that I have done and said the right things, I have a clear conscience; I dont reget many things.

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Here's hoping that they can tweak your meds so that you can finally be free of your delusion and start to live a happy, healthy, productive life. You've wasted enough time on this nonsense, good luck, George...

tyler.durden said:

Here's hoping that they can tweak your meds so that you can finally be free of your delusion and start to live a happy, healthy, productive life. You've wasted enough time on this nonsense, good luck, George...

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Im very content with My "delusion", thanks. My "delusion" is Who I am now. Its been over 5 years since I've had My Christ complex, since August of 2008. I will most likely have My Christ complex for thr rest of My Life and thats cool with Me. Its what sets Me apart from the rest of the 7 billion people that live on this earth; Im different, very different.

I can have My Christ complex and still be happy, healthy and productive. To be very veridical, Im living incognito; I dont tell anyone in person about My Christ complex EXCEPT for My doctors and therapist. But when I first got My Christ complex, I was telling My family and some people too, for example, when I was in prison in 2009 all My fellow inmates were calling Me Jesus. I was in prison for about 2 months for fighting My dad, but My nickname in prison was Jesus because I told them My Signs. I had the biggest following when I was in prison. And thank God I went to prison because I was going to commit suicide that day; that same day, I was going to blow My head off with My shotgun. You see, I was getting kicked out of My moms house that day and I had no where to go except My house in Maine but all the utilities were shut off and I didnt have the money to turn them back on and I was totally broke so I figured I was going to end My life. But I got into My first and last fight with My dad and I was sent to 2 months in prison for fighting, and that unequivocally saved My life.

~PEACE~

Nevaeh420 said:

Im very content with My "delusion", thanks. My "delusion" is Who I am now. Its been over 5 years since I've had My Christ complex, since August of 2008. I will most likely have My Christ complex for thr rest of My Life and thats cool with Me. Its what sets Me apart from the rest of the 7 billion people that live on this earth; Im different, very different.

I can have My Christ complex and still be happy, healthy and productive. To be very veridical, Im living incognito; I dont tell anyone in person about My Christ complex EXCEPT for My doctors and therapist. But when I first got My Christ complex, I was telling My family and some people too, for example, when I was in prison in 2009 all My fellow inmates were calling Me Jesus. I was in prison for about 2 months for fighting My dad, but My nickname in prison was Jesus because I told them My Signs. I had the biggest following when I was in prison. And thank God I went to prison because I was going to commit suicide that day; that same day, I was going to blow My head off with My shotgun. You see, I was getting kicked out of My moms house that day and I had no where to go except My house in Maine but all the utilities were shut off and I didnt have the money to turn them back on and I was totally broke so I figured I was going to end My life. But I got into My first and last fight with My dad and I was sent to 2 months in prison for fighting, and that unequivocally saved My life.

~PEACE~

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If "I" had the "CHOICE" to either "A"...sleep in a cold house ( I would venture to presume a house in Maine has a FIREPLACE) or "B"...shallow the wrong end of a double barrel!!!.....then "I'm" going to be chilly...BUT NOT DEAD!!!...Alex

Opiated said:

If "I" had the "CHOICE" to either "A"...sleep in a cold house ( I would venture to presume a house in Maine has a FIREPLACE) or "B"...shallow the wrong end of a double barrel!!!.....then "I'm" going to be chilly...BUT NOT DEAD!!!...Alex

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Alex, I forget exactly what I was thinking 5 years ago when I was going to blow My head off with My shotgun, but I will say that I was very irrational and very suicidal. I didnt even have enough money for gas to drive the 6 hour trip to My house in Maine. Then, even if I miraculously made it to My house, I wouldnt have had any money to eat food or anything; I would have been stuck without any money for anything. At the time, I didnt see any options besides to end My Life. What was I supposed to do with absolutely no money? How would I even drive back to Massachusetts if I needed to, without money? It was a very desperate time for Me and I was "this close" to ending My life but God saved Me, if there is a God, because I almost ended it all. But I believe everything happens for a reason; you know what they say, retrospect is 20\20.

My house in Maine doesnt have a fireplace, but I was going to make the "death trip" in the spring time. The thing is, even if I made it to My house, the only thing I would have had would be shelter but no money for anything else. It was the straw that broke the camels back because I might have been a little suicidal as it was at that time and then I was going to be left with nothing. Like I said, going to prison could have been the best thing that ever happened to Me because I might be dead right now, but God had a different plan for My Life, so I assume. I believe everything happenes for a reason, whatever that may be, only the Highest Power knows.

~PEACE~

Nevaeh420, I believe some crazy stuff and its cool you believe some crazy stuff to. But I was wondering how can you say you're Christ when you have not fullfilled the signs of his return. Like all eyes will see him return with the host (all the angles) of heaven. As well as during the first coming it was thought that he would come as a conquer but he came as a lamb. And as for the second coming everyone thinks he will come as a lamb to save every one but if you study the words and meaning he will clearly come to distroy the planet "the bodies will be as dung in a field" because there will be no one left to burry them. The righteous will meet him in the sky. For the perfecting of the saints 1000 prophetic year which is 365,000 real years. So I can't see how you could be christ, no offense.

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Nevaeh420 said:

(I would like to announce that I just got My first smart phone that I will be blogging on now too.)

I will go first and talk about the crazy shit that I believe in:

First off, I believe Im Christ because of many infallible truths. I have My reasons for My belief in Myself that I have already debated about many times on RIU. Check out both the links in My signature to see why I believe that Im Christ.

I believe I have seen an alien in the summer of 2012. I also believe that I see UFOs every day, except when its cloudy out. I have been seeing the UFOs almost every day for over 3 months now, in fact I just saw a UFO less then 30 minutes ago. But I also have debated this many times.

I believe that aliens some how actually created humans or genetically engineered our DNA. It must have been a long time ago, like millions of years ago, but I believe the aliens seeded or started this planet.

I belive one day we will be flying around in space ships, like the aliens have. If we cant get space ships like the aliens have, we will be flying around in SPACE JETS. A SPACE JET can fly through the air and go through space and also soar underwater.

I believe one day we will be living in every possible place to live. We will be living in underground cities, cities that float on top of the ocean, cities in the mountains, underwater cities, under the ocean floor cities, cities very high up like sky scraper cities, and also cities on different planets.

I believe in a lot of crazy shit, as you can tell, but I want to know the craziest shit that you believe in.

Whats the craziest shit that you believe in?

~PEACE~

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The craziest shit that I believe in is that you might be christ.

Padawanbater2 said:

I don't believe in crazy shit, because if I came to the conclusion something was crazy, there would be no valid reason for me to believe it


Which annoys me when people say that belief is a choice or that reality is only perception or any of that other bullshit

You believe something (gravity) because the explanation of it affects you the same way as it affects me whether or not you believe in it

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Before it is brilliant it is always crazy.

Padawanbater2 said:

Doesn't justify conclusive belief, especially considering the conclusions of said belief


Crazy beliefs are sometimes brilliant, but not all brilliant beliefs are crazy; they're decades (if not centuries) of scientific research built upon by millions of hours of meticulous calculations. An accuracy unparalleled by any other organization in existence. NASA has landed on Titan.. wtf has anything other than science given us compared to that?

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Today is Johannes Keplers' birthday, he had a quill and was crazy before his gifts were recognized. I understand your point.

Padawanbater2 said:

I don't believe in crazy shit, because if I came to the conclusion something was crazy, there would be no valid reason for me to believe it


Which annoys me when people say that belief is a choice or that reality is only perception or any of that other bullshit

You believe something (gravity) because the explanation of it affects you the same way as it affects me whether or not you believe in it

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Padawanbater2, if you lived in the 14th century you would swear the earth was flat because there would be no valid reason for you to believe it wasn't.

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krrrap said:

Nevaeh420, I believe some crazy stuff and its cool you believe some crazy stuff to. But I was wondering how can you say you're Christ when you have not fullfilled the signs of his return. Like all eyes will see him return with the host (all the angles) of heaven. As well as during the first coming it was thought that he would come as a conquer but he came as a lamb. And as for the second coming everyone thinks he will come as a lamb to save every one but if you study the words and meaning he will clearly come to distroy the planet "the bodies will be as dung in a field" because there will be no one left to burry them. The righteous will meet him in the sky. For the perfecting of the saints 1000 prophetic year which is 365,000 real years. So I can't see how you could be christ, no offense.

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Call Me George.

First off, I would recommend you click on the second link in My signature (if it shows up) to read the curtailed version of why I believe Im Christ. And after you read that, and watch My videos too, you can click on the first link in My signature to read more about My beliefs. Its a good read and you will learn a lot of crazy shit and some novel facts too.

I would type it out if I were on a laptop, but Im on My brand new smart phone and it takes forever to thumb in discourse. But I have some time so what the hell, I will tell you about My glorious Name- the reason why I started to believe in Myself.

My Name is George Manuel Oliveira. My Name means "Farmer God is with us, OLIVE TREE". Olive tree is mentioned maybe a dozen times in the Bible... Go to "Romans 11:16-26" and read that. Next, lets check out My initials... My initials are G.M.O.... Ok? And GMO stands for Genetically Modified Organism. Weird right? But whats GMO backwards? Its O.M.G.... Crazy, right. And everyone knows that OMG stands for O My God. I knew that George means Farmer from a kid, but in 2008 I looked up what My whole Name means and that same week I found out what My initials backwards is. And to top it all off, My mothers name is Mary. And if you go back to the Bible and read "Revelation 3:12" you will see that Jesus allegedly said that He would have a NEW Name.

Then there are the Bible stories that I fulfilled- read the second link in My signature for that.

Also, there are My prophecies for the future- read the second link in My signature for those too.

Then there are prophecies in the Bible that Christ will return with the clouds, I have seen 5 Signs in the clouds between 2008 through 2009. Go to My signature to see My video about the Signs I saw, the video is called "SIGNS of the TIMES".

But one day all eyes will behold Me, its just going to take some preaching or advocation about Me. I am in the satelites and Im on the WORLD WIDE WEB, Im on every computer with the internet, including smart phones, laptops, and tablets. Candidly, anyone with the internet can look Me up if they want to and know where to go.

I wasnt offended by your post all all, I embrace questions that I can answer.

You all can believe what you want but I, the Christ, will believe in the Truth.

EDIT- You can always click on My name- "Nevaeh420" in My avatar to check out My signature, because its not showing up on My smart phone for some reason.

CC Dobbs said:

The craziest shit that I believe in is that you might be christ.

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That is the craziest shit that anyone can believe in, it doesnt get any crazier then to believe in the ULTIMATE Truth. But you're not alone My friend, Im convicted that Im Christ too. The evidence that I have seen leads Me to conclude that we are all divine gods and Im the Shepard, leading us toward the glorious future we all will have together; where people are content and free.

Padawanbater2 said:

I don't believe in crazy shit, because if I came to the conclusion something was crazy, there would be no valid reason for me to believe it


Which annoys me when people say that belief is a choice or that reality is only perception or any of that other bullshit

You believe something (gravity) because the explanation of it affects you the same way as it affects me whether or not you believe in it

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Im glad to see you finally join us Padawanbater.

Hows life?

burgertime2010 said:

Before it is brilliant it is always crazy.

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It sounds like My prophecies- totally crazy but if they come to pass, they are brilliant.

~PEACE~