prosperian
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Hmmm, bet you can guess.
What's in the Safe?
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RyanTheRhino
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gun.....................
silasraven
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your wealth and retirement fund?
prosperian
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What he said...
Blue Wizard
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Little mason jars full of toenail clippings?
prosperian
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Off topic... do you have a porn buddy?
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An intricant pledge system in which a bond is formed between two porn loving individuals. If one should die, the other will immediatly remove all pornography from their house before the parents can find it (keeping at their own discresion).
My smoking buddy has specific written instructions for me including removal of stash, paraphernalia, porn, dirty pics and vids. SHE asked me to promise her upon her death to perform these duties before her family makes it to her apartment. I'm her emergency contact and have all her family and work numbers on my phone. Hope I die first.
Orithil
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No shit, I'd hate having that kind of responsibility. I mean, it speaks volumes for the level of trust in the friendship, but how much would it suck to miss a dildo?
prosperian
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Nice try, but a gun in a safe doesn't help me. I have a holstered glock 9 laser-sighted with strobe behind my nightstand.
The security system is for the intruder's safety, the glock is for mine.
prosperian
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Now you're talking. I watched a youtube recently on how you can create a negative pressure with one of those and a jar. The guy was so serious on his design mods. In the comments he discusses what to do to get the damn thing off and release the pressure. He forgot to include that on the video!!!!
prosperian
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Damn dude. That sound thought out. Especially the dildo.
made me lol +rep
*BUDS
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Hope you wash that dildo after use or youll stink up the safe.
