What's in the Safe?

prosperian

Well-Known Member
Your porn stash.
Off topic... do you have a porn buddy?

An intricant pledge system in which a bond is formed between two porn loving individuals. If one should die, the other will immediatly remove all pornography from their house before the parents can find it (keeping at their own discresion).

My smoking buddy has specific written instructions for me including removal of stash, paraphernalia, porn, dirty pics and vids. SHE asked me to promise her upon her death to perform these duties before her family makes it to her apartment. I'm her emergency contact and have all her family and work numbers on my phone. Hope I die first.
 

Orithil

Well-Known Member
Off topic... do you have a porn buddy?
1.porn buddy

An intricant pledge system in which a bond is formed between two porn loving individuals. If one should die, the other will immediatly remove all pornography from their house before the parents can find it (keeping at their own discresion).

My smoking buddy has specific written instructions for me including removal of stash, paraphernalia, porn, dirty pics and vids. SHE asked me to promise her upon her death to perform these duties before her family makes it to her apartment. I'm her emergency contact and have all her family and work numbers on my phone. Hope I die first.
No shit, I'd hate having that kind of responsibility. I mean, it speaks volumes for the level of trust in the friendship, but how much would it suck to miss a dildo?
 

prosperian

Well-Known Member
A fleshlight ?
Now you're talking. I watched a youtube recently on how you can create a negative pressure with one of those and a jar. The guy was so serious on his design mods. In the comments he discusses what to do to get the damn thing off and release the pressure. He forgot to include that on the video!!!!
 

Kervork

Well-Known Member
Ruger MarkII with homemade silencer and serial numbers drilled out, $100K in counterfeit 50's, bottle of ketamine and dildo.
 
Top