What's a girl gotta do to get some privilege around here?

I'm in a pseudo-group and line relationship right now, but I'm going to a party some friends are throwing. I can't describe in detail, lol. Haven't been there. Just myself and about 8 or 9 couples and a single lady. We just socialize, have drinks, party foods, screw and flirt around if we feel like it. The same old. No naked twister though, lol. That's how you get a weiner in your face.

Haha I like how you just snuck screw in there so softly at the end hahaha :joint:
 
I bet if I had a vagina I wouldn't have to contribute valuable knowledge or philosophical insight to get reps either...

sigh...
 
I'm in a pseudo-group and line relationship right now, but I'm going to a party some friends are throwing. I can't describe in detail, lol. Haven't been there. Just myself and about 8 or 9 couples and a single lady. We just socialize, have drinks, party foods, screw and flirt around if we feel like it. The same old. No naked twister though, lol. That's how you get a weiner in your face.

You have not lived until you have had a wiener in your face :D
 
Showing some titties would make some ppl happy I'm sure, but that's also the way you get a first class ticket to sluterdom lol Or you can just grow some dank buds, post them and be an exceptional ass female haha!
 
kiss-assI want some instant message ability. Just kidding. I'm new and tacky. It's Friday night and I should have a date. Oh wait...I don't date. Yall got dates tonight? Isn't it movie night or naked TV night or something?

I could give you advice on what you should do to get privileges -- but, you really shouldn't listen to most of my advice... It's solid, it'll work, but it's like the curse of the monkey paw...

Every night is naked TV night! Especially when we have Shamless, House of Lies, and Game of Thrones... And, the Real L Word... I had a date, but my boss lady got pissed about it, so I had to cancel. LoL.
 
I was just about to say that. So for it exploding so quick it will get wait for it

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I could give you advice on what you should do to get privileges -- but, you really shouldn't listen to most of my advice... It's solid, it'll work, but it's like the curse of the monkey paw...

Every night is naked TV night! Especially when we have Shamless, House of Lies, and Game of Thrones... And, the Real L Word... I had a date, but my boss lady got pissed about it, so I had to cancel. LoL.

Monkey paw? You from down under?
 
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