Whatever they're smoking, I want some

I goggled a translation of the lyrics.
Pretty funny. I think a lot got lost in the translation though.
Monounsaturated?

PASTE

GENTLEMEN
Now it is true that in my house we estamo GOING CRAZY
Guess what MY WIFE WANTS
A MONKEY!

The woman I have now
It is driving me crazy
The woman I have now
It is driving me crazy
I want to buy
A pet monkey
Raymond y Miguel El Mono Lyrics
She wants to buy him
A pet monkey

Now I am suffering
And this good happens to me
Now I am suffering
and this good happens to me
Monkey do at home
Everything she makes me
The monkey would do
Everything she makes me

He does not like water
It was I who discovered
He does not like water
It was I who discovered
My wife went to bathe
And the monkey was returned
My wife went to bathe
And the monkey was returned

If I slip a coffee
The monkey also wants
If I buy a garment
The same like the
If I put the food
The monkey wants to eat
If my wife goes to bathe
Ahi not enter the

(CHORUS)
You wash your face and monounsaturated
(You wash your face and mono)

You wash your face and monounsaturated
(You wash your face and mono)

You wash your face and monounsaturated
(You wash your face and mono)

You wash your face and monounsaturated
(You wash your face and mono)

OHH now my house is full of ugly men
Because my wife likes MONKEYS
NOW THAT MONKEY HAS A MONOPOLY IN MY HOUSE
AND THAT THE OF TEE cuteness E

Compadre me jealous toy
Advise my wife
Compadre me jealous toy
Advise my wife
If I prepare a drink
The monkey also wants
If I prepare a drink
The monkey also wants

And what I can not stand
When she and I discussed
And what I can not stand
When she and I discussed
The monkey gets the medium
And he wants to fight me
The monkey gets the medium
and want to fight me

(CHORUS)
You wash your face and monounsaturated
(You wash your face and mono)

You wash your face and monounsaturated
(You wash your face and mono)

You wash your face and monounsaturated
(You wash your face and mono)

You wash your face and monounsaturated
(You wash your face and mono)

MONKEY stayed with dirty face LOL
 
Accordions!!! I hear them and I lose all restraint. cn

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Accordions get short shrift in today's culture, but they serve the hardest-partyin' sorts of people. Of course, nothing says "ready to boogie at a moment's notice" like having an ocarina or zither on your person. Even the venerable ukelele must then take a low step on the podium ... cn
 
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