What would you do?

krime13 said:

Well I am one of those poor souls that took the job with the random drug test, ectually tested inconclusive (or diluted ) on my preemployment test, they let me retake it, blamed it on too much coffee...since than I have been tested 3 times in the last 6 years, fortunately none of them have been close to my last use...Here is what I do: Wait for a 3 day weekend , get home from work and immediatly take a rip of my wifes bong( 1 or 2 hits usually more than enough cos my tollerance is way down, and to think that I used to smoke blunts back to back on my previous job) I enjoy the rest of the evening, maybe take 2 more hits...Come monday, take a vitamin B (make it 2 if you can fit close to a gallon in you, but usually half gallon is more than adecuate) , piss ,piss, piss,frequently and hope they dont test you in the next week (I usually drink eccessive amounts of water for the rest of the work week, but only in the mornings cos If they didnt ask you first thing, they wont...learn the pattern at your job) .I omly smoke once every 3 weeks (sometimes go for a few months without).To be honest with you, this drug testing thing pissed me off so much that I grow just to spite them, every time I pee in that cup I know that I got a few pretty ladies blossoming at home! I am getting ready to quit soon, the problem is most of the jobs in my field drugtest...There is a bit of the good news for us though...MUSHROOMS CANNOT BE DETECTED!!!! Krime13's mushroom grow comming soon!

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