What to say in the Garden store

My doctor has never asked and I've never told, but I told my dentist so now my record says daily marijuana smoker.. oops. I don't want stuff on the record which is why I don't pursue a med card either.. None of my potential employers or my current one would be thrilled, ya know whaimsayin'?

I was talking to a dude in Lowe's gardening center and he was telling me a guy came in the other day, bought 10 Lowe's buckets and was asking, what's the best fertilizer they had for growing weed.
Education and a little experience does wonders, when I go to Lowe's or Home Depot, I go straight to the organic stuff, not giving the bullshit products a second thought, then I turn it around and read the ingredients and guaranteed analysis.
I bypass the MG and other bullshit fertilizers, like it was a Sarah Huckabee Sanders looking chick, staring at me in bar.