This happened to me about 10 years ago.
And let's say my dealer's name is Joe.
Joe had to move in with his mom, because he got evicted from his apartment.
I walk in and sat on the couch while Joe was in the other room with his girlfriend.
I was sitting there for quite awhile and almost started to fall asleep. But his mom walks into the room with just a bath robe on.
She sits down directly across from me on the other couch. Then she starts flipping through the channels on the t.v.
Not even 2 minutes goes by and she's got her legs spread wide open.
Her pussy was all out in the open.
It was really difficult not to stare.
She was kind of attractive, I'd say on 1-10 she was about a 7.
She had a very well manicured pussy, meaning she kept it trimmed.
While I was staring at her pussy I look up to her eyes and saw that she saw me staring at her pussy.
She says to me, "Do you like what you see"? I said, "Yea, you have a very nice looking pussy".
Then she opens up her robe fully to show me the rest of her body.
Her tit's looked like typical mature tits, meaning they looked like they were great looking tit's when she was young, but now that she's older their a bit saggy.
She says to me, "How do you like the whole picture"?
At this point I'm feeling really uncomfortable but aroused. I'm thinking what if Joe walks out of his room and see's this.
I said to Joe's mom, "I think your attractive but I really don't think this is a good idea.
Right then and there she stands up and starts yelling at me saying, "What do you mean you don't think it's a good idea, This is my house, I'll do whatever I please, Blah, blah, blah. Then she barges into Joe's room and caught him getting a blow job from his girlfriend.
Joe starts yelling at his mom yelling, "Get the fuck outta here" about 10 times.
His mom is yelling at Joe saying if you can get a Bj from your girlfriend then it's ok for me to have a little fun right? Joe said to his mom, "What, you wanna fuck my friend? Go right ahead, Just get fuck outta here".
Joe's mom slams the door and walks back into the livingroom with her bath robe wide open and sits on the couch
right next to me.
She looks at me, and I look at her with my jaw hanging on the floor.
She say's "Well"?
I said, "Well what"?
She said, "Well, you wanna fuck"?
I said nothing, got up and ran out the door.
I get in my car and race home.
Not even 20 minutes goes by, and Joe's ringing my doorbell.
I almost didn't answer the door, but I figured I didn't do anything wrong.
Joe starts apologizing to me and he says to me, "Can you do me a huge favor"?
I said, what's that?
He said, "I know this is gonna sound weird, but can you go back to my mom's house and hang out with my mom for a little while"?
I said, "What do you mean, hang out'?
He said, "You know....."
I looked at him with a confused look and then I walked back into the house without saying anything.
He follows me in.
I said to him, "Why"?
He said, "After you left, my mom said to me she was gonna boot me outta the house unless I got you to come back.
I said, "What's in it for me"?
He said, "What do you want"?
I sat there a few minutes thinking.
Then I asked, "How much weed do you got"?
He said, He had about a pound. But then he said I can't give you all of it.
Then he said, I'll tell you what, I'll give you 2 ounces and $300 cash.
I said, "Give me 10 minutes to think about it".
After 10 minutes goes by I said, I'll do it. But I want the cash up front, and if she turns out to be some crazy bitch, and I end up walking out of there, then I still keep the money.
He said, "Cool".
I grabbed my super heavy duty condoms and drove back over there.
When I got there, his mom was dressed and was sitting on the couch.
Joe left the house with his girlfriend. But I looked out the window and he was just hanging out in his car in the driveway.
Joe's mom, asked me would you like something to drink. I said sure.
She come's in with my drink and said to me, I want you to tell me what Joe said to you to get you to come back over here.
I was straight up with her and told her exactly what Joe said.
She then asked me, "Do you want to have sex with me"?
I said, "I think your attractive, but on these terms I don't feel really comfortable".
She said well why don't you and I get to know each other first.
I found out that Joe is'nt really her son.
I found out that she was only 11 years older than me, I was 27 at the time.
I found out that she hasn't been with a man in over 3 years.
All kinds of shit.
To make this really long story not so long. I ended up fucking the shit out of her for the whole night.
Then she ended up becoming a fuck buddy for about 2 months.
I stopped seeing her because she ended up moving out of state.
But that's my crazy story when I went to my dealers house.
man, that guy was freakin out lol
