What Kind Of Pothead Are You?

man i was just laughin at pokemon then thought there may be hundreds or a variety of stoners out there that differ from myself, for ex. im known to be a laid back pothead and my cuzin is 'far out' pothead; my mother is a total pothead. so if there are any different breeds of stoner please: jus break it on down

NevaSmokedOut said:

man i was just laughin at pokemon then thought there may be hundreds or a variety of stoners out there that differ from myself, for ex. im known to be a laid back pothead and my cuzin is 'far out' pothead; my mother is a total pothead. so if there are any different breeds of stoner please: jus break it on down

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Well I don't like to be pigeon-holed into any one category but I often enjoy just puffn and relaxin watching a movie, but at the same time if I was to clean the workshop, I would puff before I do that as well. So I guess I would say I am the multifaceted pothead.

I'm only good at things i want to do when im high. some people think im a dysfunctional pothead, but i do great at things i want to do. i also am kinda a spiritual pothead cuz i use it to kinda meditate by myself and use it to be a little creative. and sometimes im a just "lets get fucked up" stoner...where i just get stoned out of my mind and i forget my name and age and i space out into like a trance until i finally pass out and wake up hungry as hell and with drool all over myself.

whenever i smoke i get hella laid back and tired and just like to chill, but my friend hell gets energy and just rambles and rambles, so there are definately many different types, o ya and then one of my friends acts exactly the same as he would sober,lol he took a 1/4 of shrooms, and was still acting normal

im a FSU smoker, lets do anything crazy

Im a get shit done kinda stoner. rather it be shit around the house or going somewhere to do other shit. Ive been smoking for upwards of 20 years and i find it a waste of good weed to just lay around and blab about useless crap. Lets go somewhere and do something and while we are there we can blab about useless crap.

Im a lazy stoner, I find it hard to keep up with my plants. lol

I only smoke at the end of the day to wind down, helps me relax after a hard day and helps me sleep.

JoNny Pot sMokeR said:

Im a get shit done kinda stoner. rather it be shit around the house or going somewhere to do other shit. Ive been smoking for upwards of 20 years and i find it a waste of good weed to just lay around and blab about useless crap. Lets go somewhere and do something and while we are there we can blab about useless crap.

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Agreed mate, i like to be out and enjoy life if with mates or after a looong day, a just on dark chill out sesh is great.

I'm a horny smoker. I alwayz hit on the wife when I'm cashed

I tend to masterbate a lot when i'm sto..... hang on... I'll be back later.

I suppose I'm a pretty "productive" stoner. I always clean my room or do some other odd job I was too lazy to do sober

liam :) said:

i know what you mean there, me and my pals are like that, some people get tired off a smoke, some get buzzy ect. im more of a 'dont stop smoking till a passout' stoner

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I'm exactly like you, I smoke and smoke til there's no more weed, aha I've only ever called it quits once.

Im A coverup/worker stoner i guess,Im a MMA instructer and I work a 9-5,Im always stoned when Im working or teaching classes ,and No one nows cause of visine gum spray,When Im stoned and not doing something i go crazy cause Im so used to woking or traning high

I have a list of things I do when I get stoned.

1. Strip down to my boxers.
2. Sit in my lazy boy.
3. Listen to Major Tom by Peter Schilling.
4. Dance.
5. Make food.
6. Smoke more.
7. Invite the neighbors.
8. Smoke more.
9. Go on e-Trade and do some day-trading.
10. ???
11. Profit.

I'd better not have to do much else than get a drink...moving around for me CAN be a right pain in the arse sometimes

I work in the garden stoned jamming to some tunes..

4 me it depends the kind of weed cause i do difernt things

DocDoom85 said:

Im A coverup/worker stoner i guess,Im a MMA instructer and I work a 9-5,Im always stoned when Im working or teaching classes ,and No one nows cause of visine gum spray,When Im stoned and not doing something i go crazy cause Im so used to woking or traning high

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Dude I do the exact same thing...kinda. I smoke two blunts and go to the gym and then I usually smoke a blunt be4 work and another during work.