What is Jail Like?

beardo

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BIGGEST UNDERSTATEMENT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
got sent up for 13 mo.s, it's like being fuckin grounded, but your 25!! (at the time) they tell ya when to eat. go out, go to bed, etc, etc, et fuckin cetera!!!!! I never wanted to actually kill a person, UNTIL I GOT LOCKED UP!!!! then there were guards i would've liked to have killed, other prisoners, even some of my so called friends who left me hangin hi and dry!
Do you remember any of the guys in the videos?
 

mr.swishas&herb

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Your jail experience is going to be directly related to what jail it is.
I've been in at least 5 different jails, 2 prisons, and been arrested over a dozen times.
Some jails have cold showers, no pillows, zero privacy, and toilets that serve as sinks on top.
Other ones will get you fast food, an open phone line, coffee, and 3 hot meals, along with some T.V. time.
There are also other variables that will pertain to how you experience jail.
For instance, your charges, your arresting officer's evaluation, your cellmate(s),and sometimes jails dabble in "prison" politics.)

If you do find yourself behind bars.........READ.
this is great advice...if our citizens read more in general the United States as a whole would be so much better off, as opposed to sitting w/ our eyes glued to the most anti-educational programs on the face of the earth
 

RawBudzski

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Jail is like Skipping through a magical forest of Marijuana with SPEARS of Bud Flying left and right hitting you Poking you Prauding you from all angles but instead of Marijuana spears its Really Penis
 

smokermore

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Depends on what jail your in really. I did 6 months in county a few years ago, but im in the burbs and jail was kinda nice at times. Some days we would get chicken parmisian for dinner. Eggs, bacon, hashbrown for breakfast(sometimes). The bad definatly out weighs the good, even in nicer jails lol. Whats really bad is if your in a jail that wont let you smoke tobacco, talk about suffering. As far as being butt raped and all the other shit you see on tv, well that stuff DOESNT happen often, in fact i think its s extremely rare. When i was in county, there were so many people i met that said they couldnt wait to get out of county jail and were ready to go to federal prison, just because your not in a funking small ass tank all day and night. Oh, and they never turn off the lights EVER, that mild torture if u ask me. I remember the power went out twice for just a few seconds in the 6 months i was there and it was like heaven.
 

fatality

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Jail is where the most ignorant dumbass motherfuckers go to, a lot. . . . and when one of us normal motherfuckers who can understand how life is supposed to actually work get locked up for some dumb fuckin shit and then you are forced to sit with the most ignorant dumbass motherfuckers you can imagine ? ? ? ?? , jail sucks fuckin dick if you have a mind that is worth anything other than BET and top/bottom bunk, FUCK JAIL, fuck all you jail going steadily motherfuckers out there as well because you all need to b there anyway, so go to to hell you worthless scum ass motherfuckers. p.s. when locked up one's personal savior will be that of the instant coffee bean. so keep that in mind when commisary comes around and you feel like livin large off some skank ass poor ass ignorant ass motherfuckers who frequent jail and will give up a days worth of meals for a couple shots of instant joe. coffee=jailcrack
 

smokermore

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Jail is where the most ignorant dumbass motherfuckers go to, a lot. . . . and when one of us normal motherfuckers who can understand how life is supposed to actually work get locked up for some dumb fuckin shit and then you are forced to sit with the most ignorant dumbass motherfuckers you can imagine ? ? ? ?? , jail sucks fuckin dick if you have a mind that is worth anything other than BET and top/bottom bunk, FUCK JAIL, fuck all you jail going steadily motherfuckers out there as well because you all need to b there anyway, so go to to hell you worthless scum ass motherfuckers. p.s. when locked up one's personal savior will be that of the instant coffee bean. so keep that in mind when commisary comes around and you feel like livin large off some skank ass poor ass ignorant ass motherfuckers who frequent jail and will give up a days worth of meals for a couple shots of instant joe. coffee=jailcrack
were you one of the few that was raped? so much anger. But i guess your right, they all are dum fuckers. And the coffee thing, thats no joke, i remember this 1 guy in particular, if he didnt have any coffee, he would just drink hot coolaide
 

fatality

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were you one of the few that was raped? so much anger. But i guess your right, they all are dum fuckers. And the coffee thing, thats no joke, i remember this 1 guy in particular, if he didnt have any coffee, he would just drink hot coolaide
fuck no i never been raped, jesus! , but yea coffee is a powerhouse , jail is a place for shmucks, co's are assholes most of the time, but it's really just the rawest form of ignorance known to man.... it makes me cringe with rage...lol
 

smokermore

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yeah i never wanna go back thats for sure. but i prob will have to sit a night or two eventually cause i didnt feel like paying a 360$ ticket for rolling thru a stop sign in bum fuck egypt
 

smokermore

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https://www.rollitup.org/grow-journals/278637-my-first-grow-6.html#post3862287
i just got my first clone i ever made to live.. i am 50/50 i lost the ww, but i was able to root the SLH momma goodtimes
dude my slh grow was amazing! very big yield considering what i was using. and i think that plant is dam near bullet prove considering what i put her thru. i think if you are able to get a good root structure going on, then its downhill from there, just watch her grow!
I still have 1 ww seed ive been saving, i cant wait to see how it will turn out.
oh i just remembered, the slh STANK omg did it put out a smell. It started to smell VERY PUNGENT about 2 weeks BEFORE i started to flower. And im so amazed by this strain im grow now(red desiel from barneys farm) im on my last week of flowering and it really didnt start smelling until about a week or 2 ago, but its by no means a strong ass smell, and the buds look amazing, lots and lots of trichomes. I was actually meaning to start a thread recommending this strain cause it really has hardly any smell at all
 
its a lot of fun if you pretend to hold a joint in your left hand up to your mouth and put up the peace sign with the other, THE ENTIRE TIME YOU ARE AWAKE.
 
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