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Finshaggy

Finshaggy

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What if weed is an ancestor of ours???


5 fingers/leaves on the "Branches"
Hairs on all the "Heads" and genitles at the node :lol: (Our crotch is our "Node")
It can touch our brain, chemically
 
Shannon Alexander

Shannon Alexander

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What if I stopped trolling RIU..?

What if I never stumbled upon smokinheavy79's Halloween thread about goat sacrifice..?

What if I didn't have such a warped mind..?
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
What if I grew silicon fur and became a Solar Bear?

Wghat if I invented a psychedelic microprocessor? Would it be called Psilicon? cn
 
Filthy Phil

Filthy Phil

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What if people had two thumbs on each hand...like one below the pinkie with the same orientation as our present thumbs.

I know what if....it would probably bring a whole new element to jerking off....
 
Filthy Phil

Filthy Phil

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And what if I rigged a speaker to my car horn that screamed "FUCK YOU!!" in Sam Kennisons voice?

That would rule...thats what
 
Filthy Phil

Filthy Phil

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Would anyone here want a tail, like a monkeys tail, if it were a normal thing? Not like as a souvenire, but as a working tangible appendage? That also I think, would rule.
 
Filthy Phil

Filthy Phil

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What if the socially normal confrontation between gangs was resolved with a dance off like in west side story.?

People.would be like ,"bro, you gotta get down here, me and the boys just got flash mobbed to fuck by those west-side frontin ass bitches! We need to hit em back where it hurts! Thats right- we gonna "thriller" these mother fuckers! Show em how we do it"
 
Finshaggy

Finshaggy

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Filthy Phil said:
What if the socially normal confrontation between gangs was resolved with a dance off like in west side story.?

People.would be like ,"bro, you gotta get down here, me and the boys just got flash mobbed to fuck by those west-side frontin ass bitches! We need to hit em back where it hurts! Thats right- we gonna "thriller" these mother fuckers! Show em how we do it"
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I would go watch :)
It would turn into Broadway #2, the airports would start charging more for those locations, eventually there would be a gate to get in them, and all the gangs could be funded by dance.

It would turn into a Broadway/Vegas mixture :D
 
Finshaggy

Finshaggy

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Filthy Phil said:
Hell yeah, for real right? Id be ticklin ladies bums with it while they were on top....hahaha
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I'd just go in public be like, "Did you lose this?" and when I had nothing in my hand, they'd be like "Lose what?" Then I would tap them on the shoulder with my tail, and use it to hand them whatever I stole from them with my tail, while I was talking :)
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
What if both men or women could become pregnant, gender was only decided in teens years since u would only be born with "holes" for potty time ;)
 
Filthy Phil

Filthy Phil

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Finshaggy said:
I'd just go in public be like, "Did you lose this?" and when I had nothing in my hand, they'd be like "Lose what?" Then I would tap them on the shoulder with my tail, and use it to hand them whatever I stole from them with my tail, while I was talking :)
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Hell yeah...super smooth. All the ladies'd be wantin some of that monkey tail lovin. Be like "oooh filthy, your tails so long and tangible...and hairy. Makes me shiver!l
 
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