What do you think will be the first words/speech of Mars?

TioWWW999

Active Member

Dec 5, 2015

• #1

If the first man to walk on Mars was going to say anything what would it be? Like how Neil Armstrong says "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" when he stepped on the moon.

 

Gary Goodson

Well-Known Member

Dec 5, 2015

• #2

"Where the Martian green bitches at?"

 

BarnBuster

Virtually Unknown Member

Dec 5, 2015

• #3

Thought, but probably not spoken: "Holy shit, I made it"

 

TioWWW999

Active Member

Dec 5, 2015

• #4

I have a feeling it's just gunna be dumb comments :/

 

Unclebaldrick

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Dec 5, 2015

• #5

TioWWW999 said:

If the first man to walk on Mars was going to say anything what would it be? Like how Neil Armstrong says "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" when he stepped on the moon.

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"Alright, alright, alright" because it will be Matthew McConaughy. Those commercials are the first step of his mission.

 

Gary Goodson

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Dec 5, 2015

• #6

TioWWW999 said:

I have a feeling it's just gunna be dumb comments :/

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When you make dumb threads you get dumb comments...

 

SunnyJim

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Dec 5, 2015

• #7

 

reddan1981

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Dec 5, 2015

• #8

We will NEVER step foot on Mars, it is a deception. Concentrate on improving your and your loved ones life.

 

ZaraBeth420

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Dec 5, 2015

• #9

TioWWW999 said:

If the first man to walk on Mars was going to say anything what would it be? Like how Neil Armstrong says "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" when he stepped on the moon.

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Nasa, there's no fucking marijuana growing here. You lied to us, and now we can't get home!!! Send pot NOW!

 

Singlemalt

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Dec 5, 2015

• #10

"I am in favor of free speech on Mars. And if elected I promise to attain it."

 

vro

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Dec 5, 2015

• #11

Who cares about mars. This whole life is a scam. Theres so many otjer planets out there that are just like

 

neosapien

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Dec 5, 2015

• #12

"And with this step, we have conquered Worlds".

Runner up:

"That rock formation looks like a vagina."

 

bizarrojohnson

Well-Known Member

Dec 5, 2015

• #13

And the wal-mart should about right here.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

Dec 5, 2015

• #14

OK here we are, first humans on ..oh wait ... what the heck is that?
No. NOOOO! ~white noise~

 

Bublonichronic

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Dec 5, 2015

• #15

"Shit, I locked the keys in the spacecraft"

 

MrStickyScissors

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Dec 5, 2015

• #16

fuck mars nicca

 

2ANONYMOUS

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Dec 5, 2015

• #17

first words prior to landing ,,,,,

Close the fucking dome door were going live in 10 seconds ,, Everyone get them fans going and sand sprinkling ,,, What do you mean no more red masonary sand WTF well well make it look real folks billions of dollars are at stake here , And for christ sakes pick up the Mcdonalds boxes by landing gear this is not a picnic anymore
If you fuck it up not only you but your entire family will disappear

 

mr sunshine

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Dec 5, 2015

• #18

Shulda went to Uranus.

 

Trousers

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Dec 5, 2015

• #19

Can anyone tell me at what temperature jet fuel burns and steel melts?

 

Growan

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Dec 5, 2015

• #20

"Huh. It really does look like him. So I'm not the first after all.

Thanks Obama."