If you got Jack in your cup, go raise it up
And if you ain't got enough, go fill it up
If you had too much, don't throw it up
And if you ain't got shit, throw yo' hands up
I'm gonna chase this whisky with Patrón
I want a girl on my lap on a Jägerbomb
I'm comin' in hot, you heard me
And I'mma make it rain on the girl who serves me
I drink a fifth of vodka 'til it's gone
And if it feels so right, then it can't be wrong
I'm comin' in hot, you heard me
And we be takin' shots, and if not, you nerdy