Currently im listening to my wife bitchin about childish shit , you'd think by the time your in your 60's & been married so long you'd rather watch tv than fuk the silly shit would stop.
Im getting chewed out because i dropped a blob of smoked salmon dip & caviar on the floor along with some cracker crumbs.
I swiffered the floor a half hour ago & am still hearing about it , god dammitt ! ,she's bout to get a zanny bar to shut her ass up about me being a slob , i know im a slob thats why i pay a fukin maid to come in 3 days a week .