What Are You Listening To?

TwistItUp

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Hahaha, ^ If I could tie this video to my sig I would lol.
Some of what they do in this video is pretty close to what actually happened.
They never did find any hair or blood though. The cop wasn't even there and started writing
his own version of my story because he couldn't believe what I was telling him actually happened.
He wrote up his police report with his own version of what happened when he wasn't even there and based his report off hearsay from some ranger who I won't admit if he did or did not see me down the road, who claims he saw me speeding and headed in that direction. The friends didn't see anything, and the neighbors were not witnesses because I said I knew them. The ranger actually said, Ranger: Can I tell you something. Me: Go ahead. Ranger: You do realize a racoon is a nocturnal animal and they only come out at night. Me: Maybe it had rabies, how should I know. It might have been a turkey even. The neighbor's wife saw the whole thing and still couldn't figure out or explain how I did it. She was just like, all I know is his car is in a ditch upside down and there's about 1000 feet of rubber on the road in both lanes of traffic, and this is all in about 100 feet, and started when he came flying around that corner. Sticking to my story, a racoon ran out and I went to stomp on the brake but accidentally stomped on the accelerator and held it to the floor. Pretty sure I creamed that damn racoon, or turkey. Maybe they should have been looking for red feathers instead of blood and hair. One thing I learned is if you don't leave blood or hair at the scene then it doesn't count. I'm actually still trying to figure out if the tire that blew, blew out before or after going into that ditch and flipping over. Also my ipod appeared to be floating in front of my face as I flipped the car over as if I was in zero G for a moment, haha. That ratcoon looked like a damn bandit.
 
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