Dude no one is watching you thru your microwave
The only place I know of that tampers with peoples mail is Britain
Tell no one
You’ll be fine
I have actually had cops in my life, recently and otherwise, others always seem to bring them around, neighbors, family members, my ex, ect. Thankfully I've never been suspected but I have toned my grows down a ton over the years. But seriously tho, last thing I want is someone having my info tied to growing equipment, I don't want to have to defend myself, especially in situations where the person is standing in my house.
Sounds like you have a pretty relaxed life and can feel secure. That's good. I'm envious of that and used to feel the same way. I just dont want to be the next guy on the news.