uhm... this might sound stupid, but i know how to grow weed and all, but is their any way i could like... dig a hole in my garden and grow weed in indoor conditions inside the hole? i have plenty of indoor space, but if my family found out i was growing skunk, they wouldnt care, if my mother found out, id be hopping crutches for the next 3 years. i have a closet, but i use the room, so if i hooked up the closet, and sealed it off, would their be ANY odour? and will the noise of the setup be louder than a conventional PC fan? my neighbours wouldnt realy care either, i live in a high-crime inner city area, most of em deal it or smoke it themselves. i just wanna grow enough weed for about 50 small blunts, or a plant or 2s worth for myself, maybe a close friend, and thats pretty much it. if its gonna be indoors, i want NO SMELL AT ALL, I MEAN ZILCH, ZATTA, NOPE, NOTHING, as if you were smelling normal air, and i want NO NOISE, OR THE SAME AMOUNT OF NOISE A CONVENTIONAL PC MAKES (take to note that this will be in a sealed off cupboard. luckily i have a spare room which is a study at the moment, but has 2 closets and 1 inbuilt closet. i wanna convert it int o a small grow room. can i do all of this for £200 or under? i have no money atm, but getting some in a couple of months with any luck.
i have one cupboard which is fairly tall, and very wide, one which is very tall bur thin, and one closet type room which is narrow, and the largest, but the ceiling is VERY high up. which would be the best? do u need measurements?
lastly, can you recommend seeds which are under £25, grow fairly easily with little care, with fairly large yeilds, with a high female rate, which grow fairly quickly? and if i discover a male growing, why is it so important that i get rid of it?
Thanks in advance,
Aszbaz