weirdest dreams you've ever had

xXAfghanKushXx · Aug 29, 2009

Crazy shit, i had a dream.
this isnt my dream, so i got flaid off cuz the pizza hut i work at was closing. and a months later(still jobless)
I hat a dream that my old manager fired someone at her new store she worked at (i was blazin before bed) anyways i woke up to her calling to ask me if i wanted my job back =o. ... crazy shit

ElMonte74 · Aug 29, 2009

xXAfghanKushXx said:
Crazy shit, i had a dream.
this isnt my dream, so i got flaid off cuz the pizza hut i work at was closing. and a months later(still jobless)
I hat a dream that my old manager fired someone at her new store she worked at (i was blazin before bed) anyways i woke up to her calling to ask me if i wanted my job back =o. ... crazy shit

that is crazy shit

one dream i had was i ran my dads 57 GMC pickup into a brick wall and walked away all fucked up.

the dreams i hate is when theirs something in the dream thats causing pain and you can feel it.

like in my dream my legs cramped up and woke in the mornin with my right leg cramping but when i got up both my legs hurt like mofo

but usually i dream about people i never met and i usually wind up meeting them

Wikidbchofthewst · Aug 29, 2009

ElMonte74 said:
that is crazy shit

one dream i had was i ran my dads 57 GMC pickup into a brick wall and walked away all fucked up.

the dreams i hate is when theirs something in the dream thats causing pain and you can feel it.

like in my dream my legs cramped up and woke in the mornin with my right leg cramping but when i got up both my legs hurt like mofo

but usually i dream about people i never met and i usually wind up meeting them

That's pretty interesting. I've had dreams that came true, but I've never met someone I met in a dream. Crazy.

Can you control your dreams too?

ElMonte74 · Aug 29, 2009

Wikidbchofthewst said:
That's pretty interesting. I've had dreams that came true, but I've never met someone I met in a dream. Crazy.

Can you control your dreams too?

umm never tried it but now that you said that i may have to try it.

Wikidbchofthewst · Aug 29, 2009

ElMonte74 said:
umm never tried it but now that you said that i may have to try it.

My grandma told me how when I was a kid, and I've been able to do it ever since. But I can only control dreams when I realize I'm dreaming. The way I do it is I completely believe that what I want to happen will happen. Not hope, or wish, or think, but believe like i KNOW, and it happens. It's all about will power :wink:

I've willed myself out of bad dreams, or willed myself an advantage like a gun or some other weapon.

Try it, let me know how it goes :grin:

ElMonte74 · Aug 29, 2009

Wikidbchofthewst said:
My grandma told me how when I was a kid, and I've been able to do it ever since. But I can only control dreams when I realize I'm dreaming. The way I do it is I completely believe that what I want to happen will happen. Not hope, or wish, or think, but believe like i KNOW, and it happens. It's all about will power

I've willed myself out of bad dreams, or willed myself an advantage like a gun or some other weapon.

Try it, let me know how it goes

that i have done but thats later on when i run into the gun store or walmart and get the 12 gauge and start blastin :-o

but i'm usually helpless in my nightmares sometimes and ip have to wake up

MisterMicro · Aug 29, 2009

Ever since my journey on LSD i remember my dreams every night ( i have read a bit on remember dreams too). I used to have dreams where i was in a fight with someone and my arms were just short of paralized. (i know what your all thinking but w/e) Now (i like mma) when i get in a fight in a dream, its usually an epic battle and i seem to conquer....

One time i was having sex with this really fine female, nice and slender and curvy and what not, then all of a sudden i was fucking a strange looking midjet with knarly orange short wavy hair, almost clown like. I still did my business which was strange but i did understand that it was strange (while dreaming).

Wikidbchofthewst · Aug 29, 2009

ElMonte74 said:
that i have done but thats later on when i run into the gun store or walmart and get the 12 gauge and start blastin

but i'm usually helpless in my nightmares sometimes and ip have to wake up

When you run into a walmart or gun store in your dream, do you realize you're dreaming? Or do you think it's reality and that's why you run into a gun store?

Hey, do you dream in color? I thought everyone did, until I met this girl who tripped on ME cuz *I* dream in color and she says she only dreams in black and white...

Wikidbchofthewst · Aug 29, 2009

MisterMicro said:
Ever since my journey on LSD i remember my dreams every night ( i have read a bit on remember dreams too). I used to have dreams where i was in a fight with someone and my arms were just short of paralized. (i know what your all thinking but w/e) Now (i like mma) when i get in a fight in a dream, its usually an epic battle and i seem to conquer....

One time i was having sex with this really fine female, nice and slender and curvy and what not, then all of a sudden i was fucking a strange looking midjet with knarly orange short wavy hair, almost clown like. I still did my business which was strange but i did understand that it was strange (while dreaming).

That would have scared the SHIT out of me. Of course, I have an irrational fear of midgets, so...yeah.

LOL, at least you were a trooper in your dream :razz:

MisterMicro · Aug 29, 2009

Haha, yeah like i said i understood it was disturbing, but it just kept going down.... Maybe i secretly cant get enough of the midget ass... Those big heads and alien bodes...

xXAfghanKushXx said:
Crazy shit, i had a dream.
this isnt my dream, so i got flaid off cuz the pizza hut i work at was closing. and a months later(still jobless)
I hat a dream that my old manager fired someone at her new store she worked at (i was blazin before bed) anyways i woke up to her calling to ask me if i wanted my job back =o. ... crazy shit

That is crazy. Maybe you have a really strong third eye, the third eye is a very intelligent eye.

Anonononymous · Aug 29, 2009

The best way to be able to control your dreams is to repeatedley ask yourself when you're awake 'is this a dream?' - you'll do it so often you sometimes do it during a dream, then you become aware that it is a dream, and from there you can control it.

It's called lucid dreaming, I used to do it but haven't bothered with it in a while, I might do it again though, it's like playing god mode on a game. You can be invincible, invisible, have the ability to fly, be able to run at 1000000mph etc. Really good fun.

Anyways, the weirdest dream I've ever had was when I was about 6. I dreamt that I woke up in a black room, and I could hear my mother screaming. The only way out of the room was to go through 2 huge sponge rollers, so I went through and saw a wizard and my mother. Before I could say anything he waved his wand and turned her into a vacuum cleaner.

Wikidbchofthewst · Aug 29, 2009

Anonononymous said:
The best way to be able to control your dreams is to repeatedley ask yourself when you're awake 'is this a dream?' - you'll do it so often you sometimes do it during a dream, then you become aware that it is a dream, and from there you can control it.

It's called lucid dreaming, I used to do it but haven't bothered with it in a while, I might do it again though, it's like playing god mode on a game. You can be invincible, invisible, have the ability to fly, be able to run at 1000000mph etc. Really good fun.

Anyways, the weirdest dream I've ever had was when I was about 6. I dreamt that I woke up in a black room, and I could hear my mother screaming. The only way out of the room was to go through 2 huge sponge rollers, so I went through and saw a wizard and my mother. Before I could say anything he waved his wand and turned her into a vacuum cleaner.

One of the scariest dreams I ever had was when I was like 5, and I dreamed that my mom had brought me and my brothers to this real cool old fashioned toy shop that had two life sized toy soldiers on either side of the door. Our mom waited by the door while we ran around picking out toys. The shelves were the kind where if you remove objects from both sides you can see right through, no backboard. I pulled out a toy and I could see my mom. And then I saw one of the heads of the toy soldiers lift up, and this dark scary looking bum crawled out and killed my mother.

And as for lucid dreaming, the hardest part for me is realizing I'm dreaming. I hate it when I have those dreams that are so realistic that even when I wake up I have to sit and think about whether or not it really happened.

cbtwohundread · Aug 29, 2009

i dreamed i was a t-rex.,.,but i had long arms so i could scratch behind my ears if need be.,.,and i ate all the politricktions.,.,and i ate all the nuclear weapon.,.,and all the guns.,and with my fire breath i burned all the wicked.,.,then i to0k my seat on my unicorn and spread unity

southern homegrower · Aug 29, 2009

i had a dream a indian was pulling me with a rope tied to a wagon he was he hauling ass down a dirt road and just before he got to a gate he turned the wagon and slid me up under the gate and then he went ha ha ha ha ah and i woke up

Wikidbchofthewst · Aug 29, 2009

When I was 4 I had a dream that my Cabbage Patch Kid was trying to kill me. I tried to kill it somehow, all I remember is thinking it was dead. And when I look through the sliding glass door into the backyard I see it, slowly limping towards the house, with one red eye like the fucking terminator.

MisterMicro · Aug 29, 2009

When i was 3 months old i had a dream that i was riding a dolphin deep into the deepths of the ocean passing jelly fish, squid, Marlins, tunas, and whales until i reached the city of Atlantis which looked like NY but with a sci fi futureistic tweak to it.

Wikidbchofthewst · Aug 29, 2009

MisterMicro said:
When i was 3 months old i had a dream that i was riding a dolphin deep into the deepths of the ocean passing jelly fish, squid, Marlins, tunas, and whales until i reached the city of Atlantis which looked like NY but with a sci fi futureistic tweak to it.

You can remember shit from when you were 3 months old? :clap:

southern homegrower · Aug 29, 2009

i cant remember what i had for lunch yesterday

rampagen08 · Aug 29, 2009

southern homegrower said:
i cant remember what i had for lunch yesterday

hahah you are just like me

ElMonte74 said:
my dreams usually come true

same man.. to the very detail
one time i was at work and i overheard a coworker talking and i butted in and said what he was gonna say and he got freaked out i walked away laughing

exidis said:
The day before 9-11 happened. I had a dream a plane crashing into a bridge while i was in middle of it and i was being chased by the flames while the bridge was collapsing... Fucking scary i can remember the dream completley still..Freaky when i woke up 9-11 happened..Very ODD coincidence... Not to mention Michael Jackson died on my B day as well LOL.

lots of people in the world had dreams like that before it happened... there's documented proof.. interviews and shit
in dreams we are able to learn about things that our conscience mind would never be able to for lack of thought processing power

fairyweed said:
have you ever had a dream where you werent in it??? like your above and floating around watching it like a movie??? also can you controll your dreams?? my b f says when he has bad dreams he can imanage a gun or a bat an it can appear in his dream for him to use....

only sometimes.. usually its a glock
and yes i had one about a month ago that i was in parts but other times i was looking in on a scene that i wasnt in at the time

everyone here should watch the movie "waking life"
its a weird trippy movie watch it after a couple blunts or maybe on acid or shrooms.
badass nonetheless even when sober.

ElMonte74 · Aug 30, 2009

MisterMicro said:
Ever since my journey on LSD i remember my dreams every night ( i have read a bit on remember dreams too). I used to have dreams where i was in a fight with someone and my arms were just short of paralized. (i know what your all thinking but w/e) Now (i like mma) when i get in a fight in a dream, its usually an epic battle and i seem to conquer....

One time i was having sex with this really fine female, nice and slender and curvy and what not, then all of a sudden i was fucking a strange looking midjet with knarly orange short wavy hair, almost clown like. I still did my business which was strange but i did understand that it was strange (while dreaming).

lol thats weird but i would of done the samething

Wikidbchofthewst said:
When you run into a walmart or gun store in your dream, do you realize you're dreaming? Or do you think it's reality and that's why you run into a gun store?

Hey, do you dream in color? I thought everyone did, until I met this girl who tripped on ME cuz *I* dream in color and she says she only dreams in black and white...

i think its reality until it gets to extreme and wake up and trip the fuck out

i dream in color more than B&W

I DREAM IN B&W WHEN I'M A LITTLE DEPRESSED

OH COULDNT CONTROL MY DREAMS LAST NIGHT CAUSE I COULDNT SLEEP

Anonononymous said:
The best way to be able to control your dreams is to repeatedley ask yourself when you're awake 'is this a dream?' - you'll do it so often you sometimes do it during a dream, then you become aware that it is a dream, and from there you can control it.

It's called lucid dreaming, I used to do it but haven't bothered with it in a while, I might do it again though, it's like playing god mode on a game. You can be invincible, invisible, have the ability to fly, be able to run at 1000000mph etc. Really good fun.

Anyways, the weirdest dream I've ever had was when I was about 6. I dreamt that I woke up in a black room, and I could hear my mother screaming. The only way out of the room was to go through 2 huge sponge rollers, so I went through and saw a wizard and my mother. Before I could say anything he waved his wand and turned her into a vacuum cleaner.

MAY HAVE TO TRY IT

ROFL

Wikidbchofthewst said:
One of the scariest dreams I ever had was when I was like 5, and I dreamed that my mom had brought me and my brothers to this real cool old fashioned toy shop that had two life sized toy soldiers on either side of the door. Our mom waited by the door while we ran around picking out toys. The shelves were the kind where if you remove objects from both sides you can see right through, no backboard. I pulled out a toy and I could see my mom. And then I saw one of the heads of the toy soldiers lift up, and this dark scary looking bum crawled out and killed my mother.

And as for lucid dreaming, the hardest part for me is realizing I'm dreaming. I hate it when I have those dreams that are so realistic that even when I wake up I have to sit and think about whether or not it really happened.

DAMN

Wikidbchofthewst said:
When I was 4 I had a dream that my Cabbage Patch Kid was trying to kill me. I tried to kill it somehow, all I remember is thinking it was dead. And when I look through the sliding glass door into the backyard I see it, slowly limping towards the house, with one red eye like the fucking terminator.

Wikidbchofthewst said:
You can remember shit from when you were 3 months old?

X2 I CANT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY LOL

southern homegrower said:
i cant remember what i had for lunch yesterday

ROFL

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