weird smoking habits/routines?

I love the moments right before I smoke where I think to myself "I'm totally clear headed right now, and in about a minute, I'm going to be fucking ripped." It's almost as good as actually being stoned.

I used to have a cig after smoking a bowl - that's the best cig of the day...even better than the first of the day. But I gave up smoking cigs, so now I just try to really enjoy that first bowl/joint because it's always the one that fucks you up the most. I wish I had weed right now.

hahaha sometimes I like to wait all day to smoke just so it really fucks me up hahaha

Iv gotta use scissors to chop my weed up hehe i cant bare seeing thc wasted on my fingers or in a grinder, iv had the same wee pair of scissors for three years, i even use them to trim up my finished plants. id be lost without them

I smoke waaaay to much. its hard to get fucked up, too much of a tolerance.. me and my buddie rolled a 2 gram joint of chronic than smoked a bowl after, a couple days ago and i wasnt nearly as fucked up as i used to get off of a bong when i started smokeing. i try and wait till night time to smoke now... yesterday it worked really well. I havent smoked all day, i think i might fire one up!

OPZ

okay, i got one. i smoke a bowl whenever i take a crap, with coffee in the morning. things just seem to work out better that way, good think time.

bro the highlight of my days are taking dumps im going to smoke a bowl next time and see how it works out. this is the only me time i get.good idea!

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I hate taking a shit when I'm high, cause I get thinking about how fucked up taking a shit really is, like we have rooms devoted to this act, and how shits like the most rejected substances of our body...

onthedl0008 said:

bro the highlight of my days are taking dumps im going to smoke a bowl next time and see how it works out. this is the only me time i get.good idea!

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you have no idea how many "poop" conversations me and my friends have had since we started drinking back in highschool.

terms used to describe the morning after of a drinking session:
Bud Mud - refering to someone who drank entirely too much beer with out enough fibre.
Soft Serve - Use your imagination
Rumbleshits - Loud an gassy
Poopstain Mcgrain - the dump that seems to manage to break a peice of the smell off on your person and follow you around.

im sure there were more things we used to say, sorry if that offends anyone haha remembering it was a laugh so i figured id share.

also as far as poopin being the best "me" time. I agree completely, but ya gotta be sanitary about smoking on the jon...pack your bowls before ya pop a squat..bongs are prefered, faster use and less contact with the smoking apparatus while your dropping the kids off at the pool...just little tips and hints if you will. oh and the other positive about smoking on the lou, No need to light a match or air freshen...it already smells like trees

Not got that many really:

With mates - bust out the Xbox and play Burnout 3 then watch videos on youtube

On my own - Get my pen and paper ready and start thinking...sometimes with music on...

onthedl0008 said:

bro the highlight of my days are taking dumps im going to smoke a bowl next time and see how it works out. this is the only me time i get.good idea!

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im glad i inspired you...lol

hahahaha interesting shittt.
sorrys i haven't been around, got a new pipe for christmas, and a christmas sack..i've been preoccupied

The wierdest thing ive done lately and by accident was smoke a bowl on the toilet as previously suggested. Gotta say everything went well

I love driving high! I deliver pizzas so Im always high and driving. The only thining I do everytime I smoke is light up a cigarette after.

i like smoking in the bathtub
naked is probably best feeling in the world

i hateeee driving stoned. my heart rate gets up really high like i'm gonna fuckin die or something.
i had to drive about 20-30 miles home last night after passing two pipes around with like 3 people.. i was fucking baked..
nothing scarier in my life

yea ur a wierdo girl lol in a good way. if ur not comfortable then dont do it i for one am not.
on another note, It didnt feel right smoking while crapping so i prolly wont do it again.

lol you know what i hear that shit all the time!
i have also noticed that i get really good at poker when i'm stoned..

or maybe i just think i am?

I sometimes believe i am superman while smoking....

But i think it just puts a lil pimp juice in my system which builds confidence and creates egos.

i think i am like that too. except since i've been a pothead my confidence at all times is higher
probably because no matter what fucks up in my life, i can always go home and smoke.


..knock on wood.