Ways to pass urinalysis

First off hello. The other day I took a p test which came back inconclusive like a dummy I smoked after taking well today I received a phone call Friday at 4 I have to take retest any advice or am I just f*_*ed

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If the smoke after you took the urine test is the only smoke you have taken, and the re test is two or three days away then you can pass--how do I know--I get tested at work too and to monitor myself I buy my own drug test kits--- and I am a stoutish guy--if you smoke only now and then you can and prob will pass clear after 5 days---to help you pass---1/ exercise between now and the test and drink plenty of water till you are pissing clear-- 2/give them the piss sample from the middle of your urine stream, not the first bit you squeeze out nor the last 3/ eat regularly in the hours before your test and keep drinking plenty 4/ when they ask you if you have been taking any drugs tell them you have been taking iboprufen for a tootheache and ADVIL which I believe is a US/Canada over the counter painkiller, both these may be considered to provide a false positive.---hope this advice helps, Ive studied things up a bit. even if they reject your piss test for being clear it can buy you more time for another retest, eating bananas in the hours before the test can add a bit of coulour to your sample. good luck mate. If you have been smoking regularly since your first test, you have 5 days to clear yourself. Like I say I have verified this by testing myself. If you have been a complete stoner for months with wake and bakes and lots of other smoking--you will need a couple of weeks of the regime described above to pass---good luck mate---its a disgrace this testing goes on.

You fake hope here ...srry bud! you are fucked, better to get a job that don't treat you like you are from africa ...?

apple cider vinegar and water!

Just some info on tests.

GCMS is the acronym for gas chromatography/mass spectrometry, better known in layman’s terms as the "confirmation test." Most workplace drug testing programs (including regulations for all US federal jobs) mandate all positive EMIT tests be confirmed by GCMS to eliminate the likelihood of “false positive” test results. Because GCMS tests typically use a low 15 ng/ml cut-off for marijuana metabolites, frequent cannabis consumers are prone to testing positive on this test for two to three weeks (or even longer in some extreme cases) after their last encounter.

How Many Nanograms in a Hit of marijuana?

There are around 2,200-22,000 ng in a hit of THC, depending on the grade of marijuana you are ingesting. Your body only naturally gets rid of 7-11ng a day. marijuana has been known to show up in urine for some users up to 90 days after their last use. Detection times vary depending on many factors, including drug potency, tolerance, relative health of the test-taker, fluid intake at time of test. method and frequency ofmarijuana use, body type, metabolism, exercise frequency and many others. These are general guidelines only.

The half-life of TetraHydraCannabinol (THC) concentration ranges between 0.8 to 9.8 days. There is too much human variation to even approximate how long THC will be detected in the urine of an individual. Infrequent users with a fast metabolism will have the shortest detection time. Obviously, frequent users with a slow metabolism will have long detection times.
The only way to reasonably estimate your personal detection time is to consider the highest and lowest extremes (3-30 days) and use your best judgment to form an educated guess. The table below can function as a good guide for you.
Again, detection times vary depending upon the analytical method used, an individual’s drug metabolism, tolerance, health condition, fluid intake and method and frequency of ingestion. These are general guidelines only.
There are extreme variations. For example, if you use marijuana on rare occasions, your urine may be clean of metabolites in less than a week. Additionally, there is a common and strange phenomenon reported with chronic marijuana smokers. While you would expect a chronic user to have longer detection times, this is not necessarily the case. A chronic user with a high tolerance will eliminate drugs quicker than an occasional user. Chronic users have even tested negative after a week-long smoking binge. Lipid tissue also makes a significant difference. Thin users not only have a faster metabolism, but also lack the fat storage for THC metabolites. Additionally, more body fat will cause a lag in excretion patterns and lead to longer detection times.
As you can see, individual detection times for marijuana are extremely diverse and unpredictable.

buy some quick fix or other name brand synthetic and use as directed.

I don't smoke like I used to all day everyday. Just now and again and vostok your opinion don't mean shit to me all u do is provide negativity on riu. so have been drinking water and cranberry juice since I found out. Btw it's for a lab not a job so Leary on synthetic.

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QuickFix has a good success rate, but some labs test for synthetic urine. One idea is to get urine from somebody who is clean and then use heat pads to keep it warm before you put it in the piss cup, since I'm pretty sure they check for temperature. You're going to have a lot of difficulty passing with your own urine. I once knew somebody who failed a cannabis piss test 2.5 months after last using. You can try diluting it with water, but as others mentioned they will probably reject that test.

dont mess with the test is my best advice, inconclusive several times in a row will screw you over. other than that, maybe see if you can get a condom filled with some clean urine (dont fill it all the way up, a little is enough), tie it to your boxers on the inside (that way it will have body temperature when you deliver), bull it out with your penis when you go to take the test, and pinch a little hole in the condom. unless the tester is looking directly at your wiener, its possible to pull it off if you're discreet.

I'm not sure if they watch u but I don't think so but had a buddy use synthetic and they called and asked if he knew his p was coming out synthetic

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Dude they have a product out now that looks like an iv bag with a heating pad on it and surgical tube attached. It straps around your waist and you just fish the tube out of your fly and fill the cup. It is synthetic urine and works like a charm. I believe its called the Whizzinator or something like that. Sold at select head shops in the US. I wish you luck bro.....J

Mr.me said:

apple cider vinegar and water!

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My friend tried this and failed, DOH