watching half baked (has anyone noticed)

Turkish

Active Member
"Hey, is it January?"
- "No, it's August."
"Really?"

Gotta love that one.

"You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO."
 

FAT SPLIFF

Well-Known Member
ohhhh shit
im sorry yalll but i dont wana be the
first nigga to die from a cross bow! - thurgood jenkins
 

Turkish

Active Member
Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
 

Erniedytn

Master of Mayhem
How about when they first start smokin that bud that Thurgood gets from work and everyone is coughing like crazy and dude goes "Are you sure I should do this man?"
 
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