was woken up at 5

april

april

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LOL when i lived in a ground floor apartment and had to deal with a heard of baby elephants that lived above me, actualy it was one guy who would put on his work boots at 5 am and stomp around the floor, knowing he went to sleep early i made a point to set my alarm clock to go off every hour (my alarm is fucking loud) from 8pm until 4am hehehe (i was sleeping at my boyfriends) The next day i got home to a lovely note saying "turn off your fucking alarm" I responded by taping a note to his door that said "If u continue to dance a jig above my head with ur cement shoes on this will continue, have a lovely sleep, ur more then annoyed neighbour ". After a week or so dude cam and said sorry and we burned a joint, he was a pretty nice guy, just never realized how loud he was being :)

Try talking to them and explain that u can hear every thrust ;)
 
VILEPLUME

VILEPLUME

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dank smoker420 said:
this happens almost every fucking day! i live in a n apartment and the people above us have sex on and off from 5 in the morning till about 7!! and the bitch is so loud that it wakes me and my girl up! and its so annoying cause we would rather be sleeping then listening to people have sex. and to make it even better the person who lives next to us in the morning watches porn around 7 also! and he must have the volume super loud cause its so damn loud. i scream at them and shit but i guess no one can hear me.

WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?!
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Is it just me, or do i sense jealously? ;)
 
CinnamonGirl

CinnamonGirl

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Really. . .the more I think about it, what I want to know is how this dude is holding out for two hours. . .or why it’s taking her two hours to get off?? Every morning?? I’m thinking it may be a cry for help. You should be a good neighbor and find out. Maybe you could hook them up with the guy who is watching the porn at 7am and suggest instead of watching porn he could watch the upstairs neighbors? Might move things along a little quicker.
 
rowlman

rowlman

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....it's hunting season here...I don't even want to go outside untill it's light...crazy fuckers will shoot at anything.
 
RawBudzski

RawBudzski

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have we not had a talk about this, you know your mother has to be to work @ the library by 7:45.. maybe being extra loud is a turn-on.
 
del66666

del66666

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record it then play it back real loud so all the street can hear it when they arent having sex....might make them stop.
 
ohmy

ohmy

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go fuck his girl and take pictures to show him lol....sounds like you need some x to keep up. yup them where the good ol days of staying up all hours and fucking. day will come when you get no sex and no sleep. I so miss the 20's and early 30's after 35 everything started down hill.
 
D.B.Doober

D.B.Doober

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lol shit man I don't know what to tell you. I guess you could record all these sounds and then force the landlord or management company to listen to it and make them do something about it or cut you some slack on the rent or something. There's a lot of things you could do. One is playing the SAME scene from a DVD EVERY morning...a chainsaw scene or something...crank the volume and pretty soon the people having sex will be wondering if there's a serial killer in the building. Or play a video on youtube about STDs like herpes or something and play it really loud so they hear it. Every morning. I love dirty work.
 
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