Waked and baked with the house keeper...

So i smoked heavily last night and woke up this morning in a daze sooo... wat did i do. i lazyily pack a bowl to my delight and i smoke it....boy was it good..so then i manage to drag my tall white ass into the shower where i start singing and crap and i find 20 dollars in my pockets putting my pants on so i celebrate and low and behold guess what i come walking out of my room and theres the house keeper staring at me like ive killed someone or something. lol so thats whats gone on this morning....

did you it .......

I couldnt imagine knowing there was just some random other person in my house.... Would creep me the fuck out. I like being able to smoke weed and walk around naked if I want to.

i thought you smoked with the house keeper....

yea, why in the hell the houskeeper wasnt high??!!

lol cause its all mine...im a greedy ass motherfucker when it comes to weed lol

Dude i waked and baked this morning too!!! Just woke up form a 5 hour nap lol

what a great story

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So today has been pretty good for me...i mean i started off the morning with the house keeper thinking im crazy and so im driving on the side of the highway and pull over to find my ipod that fell and i found a 100$ bill (sweetness)!!!! so i continue driving and then i get a call from my friend and apparently he was with two female classmates and they decided to put my number on a hollister bag and then taped it to a cute girls car and said call me...well i get a text from unknown number shortly after and its the cute girl...well ive been texting her and she just suddenly stopped talking...so...any ideas as to how i could get her to talk to me?

ask her if she wants to smoke weed

good job finding $120, but ill bet it was yours at one point, which means you lost $120 at one point

anyways may the rest of your days be as good as today

tell her ur great story about housekeepeers and smoking

you should have dropped the towel dude.