Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

mysunnyboy

Well-Known Member
good morning everyone and happy friday (it is friday isn't it?)
match you are a rock brother...soon she will be gone and you can rest easy.
have a toke and a smile :eyesmoke:
[video=youtube;YpOGB4SkcM4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpOGB4SkcM4[/video]
 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
I had such a good day today :) I got distracted and didn't exactly wake n bake so to make up for that I must catch up (CN no tomato jokes).

So I'm going to burn one ;)
[video=youtube;XWVL70MczW0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWVL70MczW0[/video]
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
(CN no tomato jokes).



[h=2]Tomato Millionaire[/h] [h=3]An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning).[/h] [h=3]After the test, the manager says, “You will be employed at minimum wage, $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can send you a form to complete and tell you where to report for work on your first day.[/h] [h=3]Taken aback, the man protests that he has neither a computer nor an e-mail address. To this the MS manager replies, “Well, then, that means that you virtually don’t exist and can therefore hardly expect to be employed.[/h] [h=3]Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having only $10 in his wallet, he decides to buy a 25 lb flat of tomatoes at the supermarket. Within less than 2 hours, he sells all the tomatoes individually at 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 before going to sleep that night.[/h] [h=3]And thus it dawns on him that he could quite easily make a living selling tomatoes. Getting up early every day and going to bed late, he multiplies his profits quickly.[/h] [h=3]After a short time he acquires a cart to transport several dozen boxes of tomatoes, only to have to trade it in again so that he can buy a pickuptruck to support his expanding business. By the end of the second year, he is the owner of a fleet of pickup trucks and manages a staff of a hundred former unemployed people, all selling tomatoes.[/h] [h=3]Planning for the future of his wife and children, he decides to buy some life insurance. Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. At the end of the telephone conversation, the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents electronically.[/h] [h=3]When the man replies that he has no e-mail, the adviser is stunned, “What, you don’t have e-mail? How on earth have you managed to amass such wealth without the Internet, e-mail and e-commerce? Just imagine where you would be now, if you had been connected to the internet from the very start!”[/h] [h=3]After a moment of thought, the tomato millionaire replied, “Why, of course! I would be a floor cleaner at Microsoft!”[/h] [h=3]Moral of this story:[/h] [h=3]1. The Internet, e-mail and e-commerce do not need to rule your life.[/h] [h=3]2. If you don’t have e-mail, but work hard, you can still become a millionaire.[/h] [h=3]3. Since you got this story via e-mail, you’re probably closer to becoming a janitor than you are to becoming a millionaire.[/h] [h=3]4. If you do have a computer and e-mail, you have already been taken to the cleaners by Microsoft.[/h]
 

gioua

Well-Known Member
4:20! Ftw...
now this does mean For the WIN.. not f the world... just clarifying :)



Morning Kids!

and the pics and vid for today....


I made some more bubba k p.b for bible study last night and for this am... still needs to take a good 30 mins so I am heading outside to smoke..




[video=youtube;lMLnDuzgkjo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMLnDuzgkjo[/video]


and I actually did something yesterday on the grow too..

lst'd a few ladies
(more here... https://www.rollitup.org/outdoor-growing/613888-so-begins-2013-outdoor-mmj.html )


 

gioua

Well-Known Member
Gonna go brew some California Bhang,
1 Tbls Kief 1 cup milk sum chocolate add heat..
... Good Day!!!!

damn that's alotta kief.. you really use that much in one serving of edibles? I know my tolerance is extremely high but a table spoon of keif may just be a tad much for me..

gotta weight 1.5+ g's or more..

we really need to meet up.. lol
 

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic
Good morning RIU, it's been awhile as life has been getting in the way. Fire it up and enjoy the day. bongsmilie:weed:
[video=youtube;k9o78-f2mIM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9o78-f2mIM[/video]
 

dirtsurfr

Well-Known Member
[video=youtube_share;FT7MWDoW_rc]http://youtu.be/FT7MWDoW_rc[/video]

I love this song I can't get it outta my head! :)
 

Baywatcher

Well-Known Member
Gioua, I was waiting for you to stir that into the coffee...

I'm about to drive 5 hours each way to buy a guitar. I've got a half-dozen Diesel joints rolled, that should get me by.

For all you hung over, late night last night arrivals, lively your shit up...

[video=youtube_share;q7j9ZPZBDj4]http://youtu.be/q7j9ZPZBDj4[/video]
 

gioua

Well-Known Member
Gioua, I was waiting for you to stir that into the coffee...

I'm about to drive 5 hours each way to buy a guitar. I've got a half-dozen Diesel joints rolled, that should get me by.

For all you hung over, late night last night arrivals, lively your shit up...
Oh I have made many a cup of coffee with bubba kush canna oil.. I have been on a canna peanut butter binge for awhile.. so much easier to make then anything else.
 

match box

Well-Known Member
Good morning riu. The sun is coming back to the pnw. The sun is coming out to warm the earth and me. I'm going to look at houses today. This will be the first time I've bought a place by my self. I'm excited and a little scared. You all have a great day. I hope the sun is shinning where ever you are.
 
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