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Singlemalt

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There was this guy in the jury pool, a real whiner who did not want to be there at all. Bitching and moaning, wouldn't shut the fuck up. His turn to be interviewed, and he interrupts the attorney and tells the judge he's losing money, it's a hardship, etc. Pisses the judge off bigly, so judge tells him he had ample time to tell the Jury Commisioner about his reasons to be excused before today, so shut up and he is on the jury. A couple people later and it's my turn, I said my piece got dismissed and as I walked past him I whispered "This is how you get out of it you putz" and sauntered out.
 

RetiredToker76

Well-Known Member
There was this guy in the jury pool, a real whiner who did not want to be there at all. Bitching and moaning, wouldn't shut the fuck up. His turn to be interviewed, and he interrupts the attorney and tells the judge he's losing money, it's a hardship, etc. Pisses the judge off bigly, so judge tells him he had ample time to tell the Jury Commisioner about his reasons to be excused before today, so shut up and he is on the jury. A couple people later and it's my turn, I said my piece got dismissed and as I walked past him I whispered "This is how you get out of it you putz" and sauntered out.
Everyone I know has gotten called at least once, they've all been biatchy about it. I actually WANT to do it, have for years. I think that's the secret to not getting called, to cosmically want to be on a jury. Never once have they hit me up.
 

Rsawr

Smoke and Mirrors
Staff member
Everyone I know has gotten called at least once, they've all been biatchy about it. I actually WANT to do it, have for years. I think that's the secret to not getting called, to cosmically want to be on a jury. Never once have they hit me up.
You wanna sit in traffic/misdemeanor court? You can pretend to be me. What's the chance we look similar?
 
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