VDAY gift....need help ladies...guys input also welcome

CoAcHrOaCh · Feb 3, 2012

So I need to get my wife a naughty b'day gift (I already got the nice one)...any suggestions?

RainbowBrite86 · Feb 3, 2012

Well...it depends on what she already has....

CoAcHrOaCh · Feb 3, 2012

Believe it or not she doesn't have any (That's why I suggested the naughty and nice gifts)

golddog · Feb 3, 2012

How about a 3 foot - double headed dinosaur dildo with stirrups in black of course :bigjoint:

Anyway, shows us some pictures of whatever you decide on :joint:

RainbowBrite86 · Feb 3, 2012

No no no. Good grief. If she doesn't have anything start with lingerie. It'll get her moving towards the freaky side without being too overwhelming.

CoAcHrOaCh · Feb 3, 2012

golddog said:
How about a 3 foot - double headed dinosaur dildo with stirrups in black of course

Anyway, shows us some pictures of whatever you decide on

That's the perfect gift if I want her to leave me or try to sneak attack me with it lol

CoAcHrOaCh · Feb 3, 2012

RainbowBrite86 said:
No no no. Good grief. If she doesn't have anything start with lingerie. It'll get her moving towards the freaky side without being too overwhelming.

Ahhhhhh the value of a womans opinion knows no bounds

cannabineer · Feb 3, 2012

Oh just get her a travel iron. cn

CoAcHrOaCh · Feb 3, 2012

cannabineer said:
Oh just get her a travel iron. cn

I believe this would also result in an attack...happy wife happy life ya know

cannabineer · Feb 3, 2012

CoAcHrOaCh said:
I believe this would also result in an attack...happy wife happy life ya know

It was the worst gift of which I could think (on the spur of the moment) barring a bowling ball monographed "Homer". cn

"Soap. Women want soap." - Jeremy Clarkson

medicalmaryjane · Feb 3, 2012

get her a nice vibe

Urca · Feb 3, 2012

Lingerie is always nice, nothing like bdsm or leather, etc, but some simple, pretty, definitely sexy without being whorish will score you big bonus points, throw in a nice vibe like mmj said, and you're good to go

CoAcHrOaCh · Feb 3, 2012

Great ideas thanks for your input

obijohn · Feb 3, 2012

V-Day = vagina day

When I was a young pup, relatively ignorant in women, I bought my GF a crockpot for Xmas. She didn't say anything ,but her friend read me the riot act because it wasn't romantic. And I thought it was a good gift because it was useful!

xKuroiTaimax · Feb 3, 2012

Get her frilly lacy underwear, take lot of photos, compliment her and tell her she's the only one you'll ever jerk off to.

PeyoteReligion · Feb 3, 2012

obijohn said:
V-Day = vagina day

When I was a young pup, relatively ignorant in women, I bought my GF a crockpot for Xmas. She didn't say anything ,but her friend read me the riot act because it wasn't romantic. And I thought it was a good gift because it was useful!

Thats super funny dude. Vacuum cleaners are usefull, but you never give one to her as a gift!

ghantron · Feb 3, 2012

a penis enlargment, the kind where u use a bike pump. She'll love pumpin you up

CoAcHrOaCh · Feb 3, 2012

ghantron said:
a penis enlargment, the kind where u use a bike pump. She'll love pumpin you up

Now that's an idea right there lol

gogrow · Feb 3, 2012

dude, you cannot go wrong with this idea.... send her to a dayspa.... get a nice body wrap followed by a full body massage...... she will come home and love you.

thegersman · Feb 3, 2012

Godiva and go-downa

VDAY gift....need help ladies...guys input also welcome

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