Vagina or Weed?

april

Pickle Queen
Yeah I wish. Most want coke too.

edit:
I refer to the carbonated beverage of course.
I've recently made the choice to drink root beer, caffeine free ;)

Only thing going up my nose is the occasional issue, or a random bug .
 

purpz

Well-Known Member
I would choose weed over vag. any day, if it came down to the two. If a girl ain't cool with me smoking then i say fuck her. Plus i hate the idea of a girl i'm unfamiliar with, but with marry jane, damn she just knows how to get me excited.
 

obijohn

Well-Known Member
Wow that the question even needs to be asked. Weed is great, but pussy is a biological and instinctual need.

No offense to anyone, but if you value getting high over an intimate relationship with a female, something is wrong with your priorities
 

xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member
I've posted this video before but it's stil awesome and it still fits.

Fine ass lady + weed = good times for the both of you..

[video=youtube;octFAI_LKlY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=octFAI_LKlY[/video]
 

xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member
You just haven't found the right lady.

She rolls in lacy underwear and bakes you brownies, you smoke weed and screw eachother senseless...

And of course, you got to actually love eachother x

And only a real bitch would choose to rat you out as a payback method. That is low.
 

Flaming Pie

Well-Known Member
I've been in a few, NEVER would I use such info against a man, even an ex, wait I was the one growing ;) lmfao
HE threatened to rat my ass out a few times, ya men also pull this move, it's about the person not the gender ;)

I'm a female but VERY trusted by many with their "secrets" of all kinds ;) Why because i've proven time after time that I can be trusted. Even when shit gets real, I keep my pride and bite my tongue ( RIU taugh me how ;) ) hahahaha

Sorry I would never put myself with someone tha asks me to pick between their penis or weed, the guys I pick to date bring me bomb weed and I give them even better sex :) Everyone wins !!!

Date a canuck and this could be ur life :)
And if you do the laundry/dishes, its an automatic blowjob. Its the unspoken rule.
 

Moebius

Well-Known Member
Wow that the question even needs to be asked. Weed is great, but pussy is a biological and instinctual need.

No offense to anyone, but if you value getting high over an intimate relationship with a female, something is wrong with your priorities
It doesn't 'need' to be asked .. but this is a forum, so hey.

Weed IS a 'biological' and 'instinctive' need, at least for me.

As far as priorities, If using Cannabis for health reasons then the weed may be a priority over Vag.
 

Moebius

Well-Known Member
I've recently made the choice to drink root beer, caffeine free ;)

Only thing going up my nose is the occasional issue, or a random bug .
Tissue lol. Like you've never hooked a booger out with your finger and looked at it.

No? Must be just me then.
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
Wow that the question even needs to be asked. Weed is great, but pussy is a biological and instinctual need.
i hear what you're saying but disagree that it is a "need".

a man can go 70 years without sex but can't go two weeks without pooping.
 

obijohn

Well-Known Member
Put it this way....most men need release, be it fucking or jerking off.

My point was that it doesn't seem healthy to put getting high ahead of relationships with other people. And intimate relations with a good woman, not only for sex but for love and companionship seems to be the way to go. If someone puts weed ahead of that, whatever. But being a lonely stoner with few social skills is not the way I'd want to live my life. If I had to choose between the two, I'd drop weed in a heartbeat
 

Da Almighty Jew

Well-Known Member
Put it this way....most men need release, be it fucking or jerking off.

My point was that it doesn't seem healthy to put getting high ahead of relationships with other people. And intimate relations with a good woman, not only for sex but for love and companionship seems to be the way to go. If someone puts weed ahead of that, whatever. But being a lonely stoner with few social skills is not the way I'd want to live my life. If I had to choose between the two, I'd drop weed in a heartbeat
i agree with you if you are just talking about the average persons issue. But their are different circumstances that need to be dealt with differently. If you dont agree well than you my friend need to expand your horizons.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
lol, obijohn ... vagina has a ... uhm, handy substitute in the form of the ol' manual override. But there is no diy substitute for weed, unless you're willing to count holding your breath longer than is safe, or spinning around as fast&long as you can before biting sand. It's just not the same. cn
 
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