Used Quick fix synthetic urine and it came back invalid!!

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Jessicapopp94

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i just wanted to say that yesterday i used QuikFix to pass a Pre-employment drug screening. This was such an important job opportunity. I had used other friends urine to pass before and i have. This time i decided to save the "hassel" and just buy synthetic urine. Welp i got my results and they were "Invalid". Not a positive or a negative. But ultimately i didnt get the job.. makes me really sad. Next time i will do it the old fashion way and just stop smoking pot. But im still heart broken. Ive cried all day. Haha. Just figured id put my story out there and if anyone else has an explantion of what this even really means, let me know. My temperature was perfect 96 degrees. No notes left on my lab paper that they give you. Everything that i did was perfect. And it came back invalid. Please help me understand why. Thank you :)
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Jessicapopp94 said:
i just wanted to say that yesterday i used QuikFix to pass a Pre-employment drug screening. This was such an important job opportunity. I had used other friends urine to pass before and i have. This time i decided to save the "hassel" and just buy synthetic urine. Welp i got my results and they were "Invalid". Not a positive or a negative. But ultimately i didnt get the job.. makes me really sad. Next time i will do it the old fashion way and just stop smoking pot. But im still heart broken. Ive cried all day. Haha. Just figured id put my story out there and if anyone else has an explantion of what this even really means, let me know. My temperature was perfect 96 degrees. No notes left on my lab paper that they give you. Everything that i did was perfect. And it came back invalid. Please help me understand why. Thank you :)
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It means the analysis detected an anomaly. Maybe it thought you weren't human. How do we know you are human? Should probably post a pic to confirm jessicapopp94. Wait how old are '94's? <Counts on fingers>. Goddamn. Ok proceed we're good.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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This works like a champ. Drink a large jar of pickle juice about 16 hours before you go in to pee. At 12 hours before, you drink a small jar of jalepeno juice (think 12 oz). At 10 hours before you HAVE to eat an 8 ounce container of some type of wasabi mustard. At 6 hours before, you drink two shots of balsamic vinegar. An hour before you go in, you rub one out, then drink a gallon of milk. Then, sneak in someone else's urine that you know is clean. Works EVERY time!
 
907cannabis

907cannabis

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They can test if you are male or female to screen for possible fake urine, it doesnt have a gender preference lol and if it does its only 50% accurate unless you ordered it specifically for a man or woman.

If they tested for female hormones or whatnot and it came back neg then it's inconclusive. Another possibility is they have a good test machine that knows the real deal from fake plain and simple.
 
dux

dux

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ClaytonBigsby said:
This works like a champ. Drink a large jar of pickle juice about 16 hours before you go in to pee. At 12 hours before, you drink a small jar of jalepeno juice (think 12 oz). At 10 hours before you HAVE to eat an 8 ounce container of some type of wasabi mustard. At 6 hours before, you drink two shots of balsamic vinegar. An hour before you go in, you rub one out, then drink a gallon of milk. Then, sneak in someone else's urine that you know is clean. Works EVERY time!
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For a urine sample or shit attack :shock:
 
charface

charface

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ClaytonBigsby said:
This works like a champ. Drink a large jar of pickle juice about 16 hours before you go in to pee. At 12 hours before, you drink a small jar of jalepeno juice (think 12 oz). At 10 hours before you HAVE to eat an 8 ounce container of some type of wasabi mustard. At 6 hours before, you drink two shots of balsamic vinegar. An hour before you go in, you rub one out, then drink a gallon of milk. Then, sneak in someone else's urine that you know is clean. Works EVERY time!
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Its gonna burn when you poop in the cup though...
 
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