Urines test question

What's up everyone. I'm new here, so I wanted to start with a question. I have a urine test in a couple of days but I toked up on sunday so I doubt I'm gonna pass it. But my friend peed in a bottle so I'm gonna use his urine which is clean. Can I use urine that's a few days old to pass a urine test? it's those cheap, simple dipstick ones.

Yeah, you can use urine that's a few days old. The biggest issue with using someone elses piss is the temp. When they test your urine they test the temp, and it has to be between 90 and 100 degrees, or you fail.

I used synthetic urine once, and it came with a heat pad to warm it up, and a temp strip so I could be sure it was the right temp. Otherwise, you'd have to keep the urine somewhere on your body that's going to keep it warm, and the container you keep it in has to be made from thin enough material that your body heat can penetrate it.

But that's professional testing I'm talking about. You said it's one of those cheap simple dipstick ones...does that mean you're being tested at home? Because I've never been tested at home, so I don't know if home urine tests come with a temp strip, and if the person giving you the test would even know what to look for...

No it not home, it's actually for the airforce. I was an idiot and decided to smoke. I thought that maybe they would be more professional and send the urine to a lab, but they only give me a dipstick and a cup and send me to the bathroom. They don't even make me empty my pockets.

If its the air force I bet they will test to ensure its even yours. ( I there DNA in pee?) and if they find out its your friends, how are you gonna explain that one?

IgotSole said:

No it not home, it's actually for the airforce. I was an idiot and decided to smoke. I thought that maybe they would be more professional and send the urine to a lab, but they only give me a dipstick and a cup and send me to the bathroom. They don't even make me empty my pockets.

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lol, you should have said so. They WANT you to pass, they need more recruits. You can tell when it's serious, they make you empty your pockets, you can't flush the toilet, the water in the toilet is blue...

Plus they test it right in front of you, that's always fun in a nerve racking way.

Wikidbchofthewst said:

lol, you should have said so. They WANT you to pass, they need more recruits. You can tell when it's serious, they make you empty your pockets, you can't flush the toilet, the water in the toilet is blue...

Plus they test it right in front of you, that's always fun in a nerve racking way.

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That's what I was expecting going in, but the recruiter just gave me a dipstick. And they really do want to pass. I failed the first and they told me to comeback in 2 weeks so I can pass it... but then I smoked lol. But yeah it's good to know the urine will work.

Better quit for good, most squadrons will assign someone to WATCH THE PISS COME OUT OF YOUR PEEHOLE once you're in... strict. I'm going Air Traffic, which route are you taking?

i hate piss tests, i get real bad stage fright unless i'm fucked up, and in my state they make you do all piss tests for any job in front of someone, no fake dicks, friends piss, warming pads nothing, empty your shit out and go in with the fat lady who's gonna watch you pee, and i wouldn't even try fooling the government, i heard that test is pretty serious, next to a blood or hair follicle test its the best of the best, regardless whats the worst that could happen, unless you're already in? they say come back in a month...they really need those recruits