Up To My Wrists In Shit...Can I Get A Plumber?

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Kodank Moment

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So my toilet is clogged like an Asian whore. It's a mix of shit, piss, toilet paper and what I believe is a tampon...might be a Turd. I'm not investigating.


So any ideas on how to go about this? I really don't wanna unbolt my toilet. Gonna try a snake here in a minute. Broke one plunger already and almost destroyed another.

Help....I haven't shit in 2 days....well I did at school...cause that's when this happened...someone must have tried flushing drugs or something. Maybe a cat.
 
lopezri

lopezri

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That sucks - Have you tried some liquid plumber? I got this cheap ass $3.00 a bottle shit from Wal-Mart that worked great on my partners sink that kept getting clogged from shaving cream and stiff whiskers. Oh, also. . . if you use those little platic floss/toothpick things and flush them, they'll get caught in your toilet. Cost me a $100.00 plumber to find that out. Good luck! Try using boiling hot water.
 
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suTraGrow

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guy incognito said:
Keep flushing it until it goes down. Throw a towel in and try to flush it if that fails.
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LOL haha great advice :-D i second this

I think your best bet would be a plumber. Shouldn't charge ya to much to just unclog it and its worth the money IMO. I surely dont wanna be playing with shit and piss :-D Look at the bright side you set ur self up with a good supply of jenkum :-D Huff away
 
DaBong

DaBong

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LMAO...sorry to laugh man but that is a fucked up situation....

I'm no plumber but seems to me like if the snake fails you may need to call in a professional. Atleast it's not flooding your house!!!!
 
beardo

beardo

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I went to plumbing school but only for one day, all I learned is shit won't flow up hill and don't bite your finger nails- good luck, I hope that helps.
 
cannabutt

cannabutt

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Kodank Moment said:
So my toilet is clogged like an Asian whore. It's a mix of shit, piss, toilet paper and what I believe is a tampon...might be a Turd. I'm not investigating.


So any ideas on how to go about this
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Yea sure, excuse me :spew: might want to flush that shit now
 
woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

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#1 on plungers, get the big plastic ones with the accordion head. They force more air in than any other type. If the snake wont go than you need to remove the shitter, it's not hard. Before you do remove it go buy 2 wax, Only WAX ones toilet seals. Keep the receipt you may only need one.

OK turn the water off, small tap behind the shitter and disconnect the line. (you will need some Teflon tape, get the white colour) Drain tank water as best as you can, same with the shitter. Unbolt the shitter and lift streight up from the bolts, if you tip it, shit happens, set on news paper. If the pipe is clear, the hole in the floor than it's the pooper, dig it out. Scrape the old gasket out, (is there one or two stuck together) get the new one out the plastic piece goes facing down, peel the paper off and press onto the bottom of the pooper, use 2 seals if there were 2. Set it back on the bolts and make sure it's straight than sit on it to set the wax gasket. wiggle your ass on it. Now get off and see if it moves much, what your looking for here is a good seal from the wax. Tighten the bolts up, easy you can crack the toilet if not careful. Come back in 2 days and re-tighten. Hook up in the reverse. Flush a few times to check for leaks. Now have a good shit on me.

Thats 75$ for on line consult LMFAO a bro should never be with out a shitter
 
brandon.

brandon.

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If you pour some liquid dish soap (like dawn) in there and let it sit, it will help. Well you may be beyond help, but it's worth a shot.
 
smokecat

smokecat

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Make sure you use a toilet auger(snake) and put th lastic elbow into the bowl before you feed the bulb/snake through, if you use a normal snake you're going to scratch the shit out of your bowl.
 
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Kodank Moment

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woodsmaneh! said:
#1 on plungers, get the big plastic ones with the accordion head. They force more air in than any other type. If the snake wont go than you need to remove the shitter, it's not hard. Before you do remove it go buy 2 wax, Only WAX ones toilet seals. Keep the receipt you may only need one.

OK turn the water off, small tap behind the shitter and disconnect the line. (you will need some Teflon tape, get the white colour) Drain tank water as best as you can, same with the shitter. Unbolt the shitter and lift streight up from the bolts, if you tip it, shit happens, set on news paper. If the pipe is clear, the hole in the floor than it's the pooper, dig it out. Scrape the old gasket out, (is there one or two stuck together) get the new one out the plastic piece goes facing down, peel the paper off and press onto the bottom of the pooper, use 2 seals if there were 2. Set it back on the bolts and make sure it's straight than sit on it to set the wax gasket. wiggle your ass on it. Now get off and see if it moves much, what your looking for here is a good seal from the wax. Tighten the bolts up, easy you can crack the toilet if not careful. Come back in 2 days and re-tighten. Hook up in the reverse. Flush a few times to check for leaks. Now have a good shit on me.

Thats 75$ for on line consult LMFAO a bro should never be with out a shitter
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I appreciate the help sir. Super appreciated...

lopezri said:
That sucks - Have you tried some liquid plumber? I got this cheap ass $3.00 a bottle shit from Wal-Mart that worked great on my partners sink that kept getting clogged from shaving cream and stiff whiskers. Oh, also. . . if you use those little platic floss/toothpick things and flush them, they'll get caught in your toilet. Cost me a $100.00 plumber to find that out. Good luck! Try using boiling hot water.
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Never ever put boiling water in a toilet! It'll crack the porcelain and fuck...lol.


suTraGrow said:
LOL haha great advice :-D i second this

I think your best bet would be a plumber. Shouldn't charge ya to much to just unclog it and its worth the money IMO. I surely dont wanna be playing with shit and piss :-D Look at the bright side you set ur self up with a good supply of jenkum :-D Huff away
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Been getting high all day on this shit....literally...


beardo said:
I went to plumbing school but only for one day, all I learned is shit won't flow up hill and don't bite your finger nails- good luck, I hope that helps.
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Epic advice you could only learn at plumbing school lol.


noobdestroyer said:
hope its your house and you dont need the maintanence man they are pesky
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Nope...gotta call maintenance in the morning. They are really good about showing up the same day.

smokecat said:
Make sure you use a toilet auger(snake) and put th lastic elbow into the bowl before you feed the bulb/snake through, if you use a normal snake you're going to scratch the shit out of your bowl.
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Umm....lol to late. My bowl is scratched to shit. Porcelain paint is cheap though thank god.

Appreciate all the help guys....when I wasn't baked I realised my girls uncle is a plumber...doh.
 
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