MrNotorious
Well-Known Member
Well before I even made this thread I was almost positive I was staying. Now here is the next question.... What do I do come harvest and I cant blow my own damn trees?
Um....Doubt it.two grams, go sit your ass in county for six monthe and be done with it. for ever
I was reading through some pretty old threads of mine...Well a while ago I got busted for 2 grams (yeah weak). I used the whizinator and i got caught with it. This was of course a violation of probation. If i just packed my stuff and moved to a diff state and said fuck em what would happen?
that dude is awesomeI was reading through some pretty old threads of mine...
I thought I would inform everyone that my lawyer owned the shit out of my probation officer who caught me and got me off... THEY EVEN HAD THE WHIZINATOR...
Before trial, everyone working for the state was laughing, pointing & chatting about how stupid I was for pleading not guilty...
So my PO is on the stand being questioned and wow did my layer own the piss out of hm. The most memorable part was my lawyer asking how he knew urine was in the bladder of the Whizinator. He replied by saying "that's what it's for & it was yellow."
My lawyer asked where he was trained for the exact use of the Whizinator and of course he replied with "I have not been trained on the exact use."
Following this my lawyer asks if he smelled urine coming from the device, he replied with "no". My lawyer then asks if he touched it, again "no". Here's where it gets good... "Well I surely hope you did not taste it?" I almost pissed my pants!!!
After I was found not guilty ( how I do not know) my old PO was like "BTW YOUR OVERDUE FOR A URINE ANALYSIS".
HALARIOUS
Best in the statethat dude is awesome
And oh am I happy right now!!! These nuggets look like strawberries.congrats man its always good to hear of a story where your fellow stoner has a happy ending