Alienwidow
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Best thread of the decade. Six stars.
Ya hes a funny bastard isnt he? I tried to get him hammered yesterday but he wasnt buying into it. He had his heart set on trying to make this truck explode he had. He borrowed it from a woman who seemed nice at first but then you know bigsby.......he tried swindleing her out of a bunch of money and she turned into a bitch so he figured hed try to explode her truck. I told him that id help him out with a scam he was pulling stealing doors if he bought me some smokes and a steak. I helped him alright, and got nothing in return as usual. No smokes and no steak! He did offer me a salami sandwich that had nothing on it besides salami, it was probably stolen too. He probably couldnt eat it because he was high again on something and couldnt eat anything. The last time i hung out with him he swindled me out of my last bud of weed after i bought him pepperoni sticks and drove him all over town to go to this guys place he met with his rock dude. He has a love hate relationship with rock and hates his rock dude because of bad rock once. I told him it wasnt that bad and he needs to get past it. If he wasnt so funny i wouldnt hang out with him i dont think. Hanging out with him is always dangerous and i always leave with less money, weed, or liquor than i started with.I really miss CB's stories. Get yo ass back in here, Clayton!!
That wasnt a story. That was foreals yesterday. Every word is almost absolutely true. He told me to check out this thread because id pee my pants loling and i did. Epic.not quite Claytonesque, but not bad
HeyBest thread of the decade. Six stars.
Hes always around lurkingThread old as dirt, LOL
WHERE is CB?