Ultra Stealth Shoebox Grow!

Best thread of the decade. Six stars.

I really miss CB's stories. Get yo ass back in here, Clayton!!

Good shit! the foil gum wrapper had me fucking rolling


Now I got to find a good shoe box

BarnBuster said:

I really miss CB's stories. Get yo ass back in here, Clayton!!

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Ya hes a funny bastard isnt he? I tried to get him hammered yesterday but he wasnt buying into it. He had his heart set on trying to make this truck explode he had. He borrowed it from a woman who seemed nice at first but then you know bigsby.......he tried swindleing her out of a bunch of money and she turned into a bitch so he figured hed try to explode her truck. I told him that id help him out with a scam he was pulling stealing doors if he bought me some smokes and a steak. I helped him alright, and got nothing in return as usual. No smokes and no steak! He did offer me a salami sandwich that had nothing on it besides salami, it was probably stolen too. He probably couldnt eat it because he was high again on something and couldnt eat anything. The last time i hung out with him he swindled me out of my last bud of weed after i bought him pepperoni sticks and drove him all over town to go to this guys place he met with his rock dude. He has a love hate relationship with rock and hates his rock dude because of bad rock once. I told him it wasnt that bad and he needs to get past it. If he wasnt so funny i wouldnt hang out with him i dont think. Hanging out with him is always dangerous and i always leave with less money, weed, or liquor than i started with.

not quite Claytonesque, but not bad

BarnBuster said:

not quite Claytonesque, but not bad

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That wasnt a story. That was foreals yesterday. Every word is almost absolutely true. He told me to check out this thread because id pee my pants loling and i did. Epic.

Alienwidow said:

Best thread of the decade. Six stars.

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Hey

Thread old as dirt, LOL
WHERE is CB?

Bump

how did I miss this rep worthy gem of a thread?

Bakatare666 said:

Thread old as dirt, LOL
WHERE is CB?

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Hes always around lurking