ULTIMATE BONG HIT!! instructions here!

towelie...

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i figured aôut the way to get the ultimate bong hit here how you do it...

you crush your weed really really really well... you let it through a crusher or a mixer or something and then you start crushing it with you hand like 30min crushing time with yout hand, then when it almost powder you put it aside and get some tabycco. almost same amount as the weed but a little less ( we dont wanna be smokin a cigrette, right?) reapet the crushing with the tabacoo the tabbcco will get even finer than the weed. now mix these to good. you will now have a mountain of weed/tabacco-powder.

now get a bong.

fill the bong with orange huice or some other drink you kie or something or water. get some ice, besure o cool the drink before using it. crush the ice put it in put it in bong.

now load a HUGE HUGE hit of this powder in and smoke away. it will burn every long and nicely and every hit is gonna get you high as a mofo and is gonna tastes SOOOO good.

this powder is weed extra class...
 

hyphyjoose

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you really wanna get baked put a nug in the head of your hookah with some shisha..my fav is a mix of strawberry, orange, and exotic white peach..i usually add a sprite/water or raspberry juice/water mixture to the bottom..i've never been baked in my life like i have been off of hookah rips
 

hyphyjoose

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hookahs are the shit,smooth cool and rule

u get so messed up on them.
i know, and it's like the nugs last forever in them..u just rip one hit right after another..u're taking 30 rips off a 10 sack and that shit goes the whole 9 fuckin yards, cuz you're not burning the pot..you're steaming it and getting all the thc'y goodness..i fuckin loveeee itttttttt
 

smokertoker

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I'll have to try the hookia tip but as for crushing up some cigarette tabacco with my fine green..... ARE YOU F*N CRAZY!!!!
 

nowstopwhining

Too many brownies
Not ultimate....and you seem stoned as fuck hahaha

No offense man but what you just did was grind a bunch of thc into your hands for 30 minutes which you now lost. Then you are mixing good tasting herb with chemical filled tobacco. Last your packing a huge bowl....huge bowls always taste like poo after a couple hits.

It may work for you but im good with my technique.

Take a nice nug, scissors, and your favorite pipe/bong/hookah whichever. Next clip a nice little piece of the bud off with your scissors and try not to move the bud around to much to lessen the chance of losing those precious resin heads which contain most of the thc. Now that youve got that little bit of bud that your handling oh so gently you place it in the bowl (gently). Now you take a good lighter that wont make your bud taste like poo and give it a quick light....dont hold the flame on it the entire time....take a nice big rip but do it nice and slowly so you dont caugh, keep inhaling nice slow and steadily until your ready to clear it. Next you clear it...hold it in for a few seconds and then go ahead and exhale nice and slowly.
Anyways thats my technique...always does the trick for me if im smoking out of my bong all I ever need is one good rip anyways.
 
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1252life

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hookah is alright, the bong with weed and tobacco is a bad idea, it gives you a horrible high. i smoke to medicate and that does not work for me.
 

towelie...

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Not ultimate....and you seem stoned as fuck hahaha

No offense man but what you just did was grind a bunch of thc into your hands for 30 minutes which you now lost. Then you are mixing good tasting herb with chemical filled tobacco. Last your packing a huge bowl....huge bowls always taste like poo after a couple hits.

It may work for you but im good with my technique.

Take a nice nug, scissors, and your favorite pipe/bong/hookah whichever. Next clip a nice little piece of the bud off with your scissors and try not to move the bud around to much to lessen the chance of losing those precious resin heads which contain most of the thc. Now that youve got that little bit of bud that your handling oh so gently you place it in the bowl (gently). Now you take a good lighter that wont make your bud taste like poo and give it a quick light....dont hold the flame on it the entire time....now obviously your smoking hahaha

Anyways thats my technique...always does the trick for me if im smoking out of my bong all I ever need is one good rip anyways.

i thought about rubbing it in my fingers to, but in the end i got stoned as fuck anyway. i only put tabacco in for longer and better burning. and i worked awesome, i only had a tiny hit of tihs stuff and im HIGHHH as fuck
 

nowstopwhining

Too many brownies
i thought about rubbing it in my fingers to, but in the end i got stoned as fuck anyway. i only put tabacco in for longer and better burning. and i worked awesome, i only had a tiny hit of tihs stuff and im HIGHHH as fuck
hahahaha whatever works is cool with me man :blsmoke::mrgreen::peace:
 

iBLaZe4tozErO

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towlie u in europe cuz I thought only euros did that. Try it like nonstop says. Just put in one hit. Small enough to clear but enough to get a decent hit. I call them snappers around here. Pure herb taste. And you dnt waste as much. I haven't packed a bowl in the bong in 5 years. Bowls taste like crap after first the first hit. Imo
 

towelie...

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towlie u in europe cuz I thought only euros did that. Try it like nonstop says. Just put in one hit. Small enough to clear but enough to get a decent hit. I call them snappers around here. Pure herb taste. And you dnt waste as much. I haven't packed a bowl in the bong in 5 years. Bowls taste like crap after first the first hit. Imo

yeah i'm swiss, but i dont now anyone how does this, i thought i invented it ^^

i may sound like i doesnt work to you americans but im ^tellin ja it kicks a hookas ass anytime.
 

loveformetal1

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That 'Power' is called kief man
I find the ultimate bong hits is some nice sticky, fresh bud grinded up but not too thin like power, dispurse evenly in the bowl then sprinkle some kief on it.

Light it up and clear that in 1 shot!
 

heywhatsthatsmell

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from what ive heard tobacco relaxes and open ups cells in your lungs to absorb nicotine better so i would guess it would allow you to take in thc more efficiently as well.......I still wouldnt do it tho tastes like shit
 

wackymack

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use an expensive tobacco that is tasty,smooth and stuff,dont use the cheap shit,use a fine quality tobacco and only mix a miniscule amout up with it,then it works fine
 

hyphyjoose

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I'm tring the hookia with the shisha right now... It is pretty f*n nice...
fuyck yeah rock on bro..the best shisha around here is called toxic..it's about 30$ for the best flavors, usually lasts about 20-35 bowls, depends how greedy you are with ur bowl packings. word of advice brother, only put in a few pinchfuls of tobacco, you absolutely do not want it to touch the foil what so ever. also make sure there is holes for air in between the tobacco (just take a toothpick and poke the bowl after it's packed), and you only need about a 5-10 sack in a bowl to get you fuckin baked.. the only thing i hate about smoking from a hookah is that it's hard to enjoy just the shisha for a long while after, because your pipe/hose will taste like burnt bud until it's been thoroughly cleaned:peace::joint::joint::joint::joint::joint:
 
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