Trying to please his girlfriend and loses his penis

Winter Woman

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I'm certainly glad I don't have a penis, I mean one of my own, I mean not on my body, I mean attached to my body, I mean...


Colombia] The unnamed local farmer and former politician, who is currently residing in the tiny town of Gigante, Huila, told local newspapers and press that he had to undergo penis amputation after he had intentionally overdosed on Viagra in an attempt to please his girlfriend. The 66-year-old man, who is reportedly a former member of the Gigante municipal council, said that his abuse of the penis performance-enhancing drug had led to a constant state of erection for several days.
He claimed that he initially didn't mind the altered state of his member thinking that it would simply pass, but after his reproductive organ began to hurt a few days into the erection, he decided to seek medical help.
Medical practitioners at the Neiva hospital then alerted the man that his penis was already inflamed, fractured, and was showing signs of gangrene.
They then told the 66-year-old that he has to undergo penis amputation to prevent the spread of the inflammation and gangrene to other parts of his body.
"The patient showed bruising on the testicles and penis, was treated and is recovering well," a medic told local newspaper La Nacion.
 

BygonEra

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Medical practitioners at the Neiva hospital then alerted the man that his penis was already inflamed, fractured, and was showing signs of gangrene.
They then told the 66-year-old that he has to undergo penis amputation to prevent the spread of the inflammation and gangrene to other parts of his body.
He probably could have avoided this when he first noticed his penis turning black....
 

TripleMindedGee5150

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Fuck that ...when I'm 66 if my dick doesn't get hard I'm getting a divorce lawyer. Damn amputated his yogurt monster. Fuck that's just disturbing. How is he going to think now ??
 

see4

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Correction, Asian vajayjay is where its at. Getchusome
Speak for yourself. Some girls are just too small and/or too shallow.

I feel bad when I see their face grimace when Im slamming into them. And then they try to hold my hips back. What good is that going to do? I mean c'mon!
 

GreatwhiteNorth

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can you imagine what its like amputating it, that shits like all muscle, your arm would come off easier.
Actually it would be quite easy to amputate a penis - a sharp scalpel & it would be over in an instant.
An arm on the other hand (get it? ;-)) has one or two bones to deal with depending upon the target area.
 
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