Too funny. Reminds me of my son when he was 4 coming out the kitchen swearing that he didn't eat none of the cookies that mommy left to cool.
" First boy no one even asked if you ate a cookie...and wipe the damn chocolate off your mouth and hands. "
I was more amazed at how terrible of a liar he was going to be
Perhaps a compromise would be in order. Since you got rid of my sig which commemorated Schuylaar's 100th overtly racist comment, perhaps you might get rid of her gigantic takes-up-one-half-of-my-computer-screen-sig.