is that bailey jay? I posted a picture of her big cock. It got me in trouble with danny, but sunni saved me because she secretly has a crush on me.
True story of how I banged a dude
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dr.gonzo1
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And rightfully so. You know dannys opinion on cock!! He's for it I think but doesn't excuse your wilful disregard for the rules.
Go and sit in time out for a while.
Da Mann
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I think you need to arrange another meeting.
Unclebaldrick
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You've obviously never been to Finland.
skunkd0c
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at least it was human , lets concentrate on the positive aspect of this story and build on that
bu$hleaguer
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Hey good call. And it was alive, too!
Da Mann
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OK. Lets focus on the bad. It could of been 90 years old. Dripping with a white ooze and smelled of dead fish.
bu$hleaguer
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It could have been? Fuck!
skunkd0c
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Singlemalt
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Absolutely fucking great line! ++rep
dannyboy602
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So the moral of the story might be:
Look before you lick.
or...Is that a prostate I feel in there?
Look before you lick.
or...Is that a prostate I feel in there?
dannyboy602
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But really...guys are just horny bastards...they'll fuck anything that moves. Ive been known to stoop pretty low myself. I did a retard once. And I liked it. And in my own defense...it was pretty dark.
But the whole don't touch me stuff is a turn off. I like to look at my work...its half the fun. And when someone says...dont touch its like...why am I even here? I might as well be with a blow up doll. Puhlease.
but I dont judge. To eaxh his own...or as I sometimes like to say...whatever blows your skirt up.
But the whole don't touch me stuff is a turn off. I like to look at my work...its half the fun. And when someone says...dont touch its like...why am I even here? I might as well be with a blow up doll. Puhlease.
but I dont judge. To eaxh his own...or as I sometimes like to say...whatever blows your skirt up.
Commander Strax
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I think there is a "pig in a poke" joke here some where
or a "pokein a pig" joke
or a "pokein a pig" joke
Commander Strax
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or a thing for chicks with weiners
bu$hleaguer
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I agree. I stopped judging myself a long time ago.
dannyboy602
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Im all about forgiveness. Fuck judging myself. Dude im g ettin old.
ODanksta
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I called him out too