Well one time when I had a few buddies working at a bakery, they decided to get this chocolate dough and roll it to make it look like pooh. It looked just like it, they even put little nuts in and and what not. I went outside to bullshit and my friend got a stick and threw it at me, I parried it and was instantly pissed. I was screaming like "what the hell" and he ran over and grabbed it! Normally, it would occur to me it was fake for someone to grab it but this friend of mine was not out of the realm of possibility for him to grab a piece of shit with his hands so I continue to buy into it. I'm starting to get actually pissed when he lunges at me with it again then he looks at me with this crazed grin of madness and takes a bite out of it. You can imagine my look of horror at this. I find out then it was a fake piece of dough and hilarity ensues.
Well I make them go back and get a whole bunch more. They come back with a few dozen and we plant them randomly in friend's cars and refrigerators, around toilet seats, up high on furniture, everywhere. With the last of them, I gathered them all up and put them in the Blockbuster Drop Box hahahaha