Travelling on an airplane with weed...

Hello,

In a few weeks I'm going to Amsterdam to spend a baked Christmas and I'm thinking about filling up a few cigarettes with weed and getting on a plane so that I can enjoy Amsterdam quality weed back home.

What are the chances of me getting busted or running into a sniffing dog up in Amsterdam's airport?

Also is there a safer way to travel with weed? I can think of a few ideas, but I'd like to hear from you.

Thanks, peace.

This is the age old question, Only way i'd do it is, To put the weed in a small baggie and put another one around that one, then put it in some kind of food.

I don't know what kind of food i would use.

a donut............

The Son of Man said:

a donut............

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Yeah i like donuts

if its jut a lil dime put it in the condom pocket of ur pants. or just put it in some socks in your check-in luggage

Swallow the baggie, make sure its sealed though haha.

Stick it up your ass. It sounds gay but it works.

Louis541 said:

Stick it up your ass. It sounds gay but it works.

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Besides what you said, sounds painful

Yeh both options work, the body and its wonders of hiding shit.

Just get a big Fat 18" black dildo, hollow it out and stuff your stuff in there--then stuff it in you--when you reach you destination just jerk it out.

I wouldn't suggest swallowing it, because you'll never know when to expect it to come out. It ALL sounds really risky. Are you getting there through a different town? Do you know anyone in england? I would suggest having it mailed to your house from england, or spain, or germany. Anywhere but Holland, If you send it from Holland, customs will un-doubtedly open it and steal your shit.

if you hahve a dog a small one take it if you can afford it and put it in a couple of bags in the middle of a bag of dog food i have done this a bunch when i was younger in group homes i had a dog and we got searched all the time and i would just put my weed in the middle of my dog food and never got caught by the dog 5 yearsi did that

triple bag it in smell proofs...wear a tight fitting girdle that day...tuck that shit under you nuts...never had a problem getting caught with it there

my $0.02

hoho, im actually going to the dam in a few weeks and was wondering the same thing, not sure how im going to try bring some home yet though, will keep posted if i think of anything. Maybe you could post it back home, make sure its gift wrapped though, where you from? uk?

hmm, ive done this once before, not from amsterdam but from greece, i had about 3.5 of some dank weed, and i had it sealed in a ziploc bag, small but air tight and water proof, i put it in my mouth untill i got on the plane, i just didnt talk to any of the ticket people or the gaurds, my 2 cents.

jesus you wouldn't want to sneeze, fly out and hit a security guard smack bang in the face. hehe.

lmfao yea i no, it was dificult not to be polite and say thanks and everything, but i guess they'll just think your mute or something. It actually very easy if u dont sneeze

Frankly, anyone who is telling you to stick it up your bum has probably done time .

You are better off just getting some quality seeds and reaping 100 fold the amount you'd take home up ur butt Oh my...

Seeds are odorless and much much easier to transport... that A-dam weed is super skunky as well.....


Good Luck....


out.

Skordakis said:

hmm, ive done this once before, not from amsterdam but from greece, i had about 3.5 of some dank weed, and i had it sealed in a ziploc bag, small but air tight and water proof, i put it in my mouth untill i got on the plane, i just didnt talk to any of the ticket people or the gaurds, my 2 cents.

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wow...glad it worked but that may be the wackest way its ever been done...beats shoving it up your ass i guess

sketchball city though

jbnares said:

Hello,

In a few weeks I'm going to Amsterdam to spend a baked Christmas and I'm thinking about filling up a few cigarettes with weed and getting on a plane so that I can enjoy Amsterdam quality weed back home.

What are the chances of me getting busted or running into a sniffing dog up in Amsterdam's airport?

Also is there a safer way to travel with weed? I can think of a few ideas, but I'd like to hear from you.

Thanks, peace.

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I got back from Amsterdam a week or so ago and ended up leaving some weed and hash behind due to this fact. If you try and hide/conceal any small amount of weed, when found you become a smuggler as you obviously new what you were doing, as you tried to hide it. If, on the other hand you just leave some in a pocket of a pair of trousers or something then you can get away the forgetful line ''shit I forgot that was there''. Customs leaving Amsterdam is very easy, returning from Amsterdam is much harder, when we got back everyone was thouroughly patted down, shoes off, belts off dogs etc etc. So be a forgetful stoner not a smuggler!!