Total Noob using teas and I am a believer

May11th

May11th

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Right red, im a tit man myself but i like asses too,Lol I was just thinking how woman could be such prunes in bed ages ago yet the book 50 shades of gray may of made a freak out of your grandmother, hell now all that shit you wanted to do to just take out agression while fucking is totally good to go, bring out the handcuffs and blindfolds and your good do do what ever imagine, hell my gf likes clitoral stimulation so its fun as hell using your imagination to please a lady, I think im gonna come up with something fun tonight, go get a blow up doll of mandingo and blind fold her and have her go for a ride lmao jk im high as hell right now, I think im keeping all 3 phenos of carmelo, 2 are good yielders and 1 is average to low, but 1 higher yielding one taste like tart tangerine peels and smells very pungent, almost skunky but sweet, its very dense bud and only thing it lacks is buzz time, 1.5 -2hrs, the next pheno was fast flowering indica that never grew past 3 ft, it smelled of extremly pungent weed , taste of berries and was very good, I smoked it all up within a month, both of these plants are sticky sticky sticky, I gave some to a friend to spread arounf and he says ppl love it, the next pheno is still flowering but is in complete darkmess, now for a day, it is a very big plant, 6ft, and reeks of fruit loops cereal, Its the one I been waiting for, I think it's the highest yielding and most resinous, it has a nice big cola, I know to train these plants well now because they branchout like crazy and grow upwards fast , I cant wait to keep playing with it, I hear lavender is big skunk korean, superskunk, hawaiian , and afgani.
 
RedCarpetMatches

RedCarpetMatches

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No shit May lol. That's why it's going to be my sig. It doesn't look right tho. I'm going to the tutorials...1000 posts in and I don't even know how to multi quote:dunce:
 
Steelheader3430

Steelheader3430

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May11th said:
Right red, im a tit man myself but i like asses too,Lol I was just thinking how woman could be such prunes in bed ages ago yet the book 50 shades of gray may of made a freak out of your grandmother, hell now all that shit you wanted to do to just take out agression while fucking is totally good to go, bring out the handcuffs and blindfolds and your good do do what ever imagine, hell my gf likes clitoral stimulation so its fun as hell using your imagination to please a lady, I think im gonna come up with something fun tonight, go get a blow up doll of mandingo and blind fold her and have her go for a ride lmao jk im high as hell right now, I think im keeping all 3 phenos of carmelo, 2 are good yielders and 1 is average to low, but 1 higher yielding one taste like tart tangerine peels and smells very pungent, almost skunky but sweet, its very dense bud and only thing it lacks is buzz time, 1.5 -2hrs, the next pheno was fast flowering indica that never grew past 3 ft, it smelled of extremly pungent weed , taste of berries and was very good, I smoked it all up within a month, both of these plants are sticky sticky sticky, I gave some to a friend to spread arounf and he says ppl love it, the next pheno is still flowering but is in complete darkmess, now for a day, it is a very big plant, 6ft, and reeks of fruit loops cereal, Its the one I been waiting for, I think it's the highest yielding and most resinous, it has a nice big cola, I know to train these plants well now because they branchout like crazy and grow upwards fast , I cant wait to keep playing with it, I hear lavender is big skunk korean, superskunk, hawaiian , and afgani.
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You should have her give you a "rusty trombone". Why should she have all the fun?
 
Mad Hamish

Mad Hamish

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My gods. How we are going to turn this thread back around, I don't know. I can but imagine a noob wanting to learn about teas seeing the thread, skipping along a bit, wanting to ask a question or two. Then BAM! Trombones, balloon knots, bananas and lace. Scarred for life.
 
Trousers

Trousers

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My balloon knot is organic.


I think my first soil mix was not that great and am going with a super soil type mix now.


/segue attempt
 
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