Well I hope you learned to treat drugs with some respect.
Brief reports are the best ya dig?Okay I decided to answer a few questions regarding what my trip was like this unfortunate night.
I headed up to Ocean City MD to my buddies house because he informed he had a little over a lb. of super potent dried cubes. I get there around 3:45pm If I do recall and we get straight to work. I scaled out 11.3 grams of dried shrooms after originally going to take a half ounce. One of my buddies backed out and only ate 8, and my other basically dosed the same as me and ate 10.7 on the dot.
20 minutes in a had an extreme overwhelming body high that felt like I ate 5 30mg RoxiCodones. No lie lol. I was laying down on my friends bead and I started to zone out real hard. I was looking up at the ceiling and I started to see a really bright lite arise from nowhere almost like god was calling out to me. So far it was great. I vividly saw myself arising to the great gates. Then my fuckwad friend who ate 10.7 came stumbling in and quote on quote said "Dude whoaaa..." and fell face first crashing to the ground. BOOM! Is all i hear in my mind. Everything go black and I see myself fall straight threw the floor and into this dark room like place that was filled with wierd ass demond like figures that looked like Golem from the Lord of the Rings. I realized that these demonds where my friends and then the everything turned black and red...
Both my friends faces melted off and they melted into the floor then floated in the air above me flying around with wierd ass wing things on their backs. I was like are you fucking kidding me right now? I got up and bolted out the door and missed the flight of steps and my ass went crashing down the stairs.... It hurt like a son of bitch and eventually I hit the bottom of the floor. For a few seconds I was unconscious I believe. I then got up (Everything was back to normal vision) and the body high was so intense i fell back down and just laid there. I closed my eyes for a few seconds and my friend called out "Dude are you alright?". Then out of nowhere I saw this cartoon rocket blast off into space and just crashed on some wierd ass planet. I open my eyes and I was in space. Lol right I know. I put my head up and looked around and these pink small aliens were communicating to eatch other in some sort of code I did not understand. All these alien things ran in differnt directions into there own space shuttles adn flew off into another place. Then it was a real blur for a few hours. Trying to remeber I believe I saw a pokemon of some sort shaking its head at me back in forth.
About 4-6 hours of just laying there I heard the doorbell ring (It was my other friend apparently the guy who dropped 8 grams called him to come and check up on us because he thought we were "dying") I heard police syrens in my head and got up and ran out the backdoor and cut threw like 5 different peoples backyards and it's like 10pm at night so I can't see shit and it was snowing a bit. The snow flakes looked just like minuture fairies from Peter Pan. This was pretty damn cool. Lol. I ran into the middle of the street trying to find my car (I was no where near it and thank god I wasn't) and this Purple Mustang (It wasnt really purple it was yellow I believe) came and honked it's horn and then I just go about 5 feet off the ground and land face first on the street. My face was cut up pretty bad and I wake up to blue avatars (they were the nurses) rushing me into a room and I kept saying "Leave my spirit alone" like 9 or 10 times and this one male nurse was the leader I thought and they were trying to obduct me to some weird as space tunnel trying to take my soul. (I;m a fucking idiot it was a oxygen mask I know). They asked me what I took and I kept denying taking anything and this one dickhead said "Maybe he's just crazy. Call Shady Grove and ask them if they have a bed open pronto" (Shady grove is a psychiatric hospital) I yelled at the top of my lungs SHROOOOOOMSSSSS. And they started asking me how many I dropped and who I was with and then they gave me a medium dose of anystesha (dont know how to spell it) and it knocked me out for 8-9 hours and before I left they made me drink charcoal and i was discharged to the 2 idiots that I dropped the boomers with.
SO to all of you thats as brief as I could get with this total chaotic trip.