Tongue or Wiener

I'm super blown right now and i thought of a question that I'v been pondering for like way to long now. Ok so say you were married to the worlds greatest chef and lets also say that she is the worlds hottest chick(ya this already sounds pretty high lol) ok anyways, if you were living happily with her and then you all of a sudden had to make the decision to either cut off your tongue or ding dong what would you pick? I don't knkow about you, but when i got the munchies some food is better then sex lol thats the dilemma I'v been facing, just wanted to see what other people thought.
p.s. i know its a stupid question

that's a tough one! i think id keep my tongue >_<

id dump the girl, cook for myself, and masterbate like hell.... wait; do that already

What is the future tense of the word "marriage?"
DIVORCE

I will keep my dick and my tongue and let the chick go.

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