Okay just checking, it seemed like you were wham-bamming Marge and then looking for a model to marry, and that's just silly. I have never gone home with a large Marge, no. I preferred my conquests to be slender when I was still on the hunt, and I was a (surprisingly) proficient hunter.
BTW, I like the idea of a cage free grow, but shit happens and ya gotta do what ya gotta do. I try to make my plants self-supporting but when they get a little too hefty, I use bamboo sticks and wire ties...because I haven't bought tomato cages yet. Out of the 8 plants in my flower room now, 3 are currently supported.
I will be doing some tomato cage growing soon though, so I can know for sure which works best for me and my garden.