to all us sober guys =[

I was on probation for two bloody years! Now that im off i smoke all day every day, D:

my friend that was on probation went to some program and did meetings, like AA meetings but not actually AA, and he went to a program that helped him find a job and get situated, and stay clean, and they let him off a year early

If you pay all your fines and shit, your PO is likely to tell you not to come back.

I was backed up on my probation payments because I had absolutely no money, was 3 months behind, and another 9 months to go. I finally came into some money, and paid it all to make sure I didn't get behind again and my PO told me I didn't have to check in anymore.

Why would they want to waste the resources? They already got your cash, and that's what it's all about to them.

Louis541 said:

If you pay all your fines and shit, your PO is likely to tell you not to come back.

I was backed up on my probation payments because I had absolutely no money, was 3 months behind, and another 9 months to go. I finally came into some money, and paid it all to make sure I didn't get behind again and my PO told me I didn't have to check in anymore.

Why would they want to waste the resources? They already got your cash, and that's what it's all about to them.

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tight. i guess ill save all my money until the 16th, which is when i see her again, and just pay the rest of the $600 off =] thanks guys, you're always good at helpin a brotha out

420OldSchoolDJ420 said:

I swear threads like this are such a buzzkill.. Why are you even here if your on probation or w/e and do not even smoke?

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Why do you even smoke weed if it makes you such an asshole?

Have you heard of the weezinator? im sure you piss in it or somthing like that!
Apparently it works.

the wizzinator comes with a urine pouch that is hidden and released when you go bafroom. there is no actual peeing in to it XD

excellent pnuggle. could help this guy get high!
tbh if i was off mj for a long time id prob give up, anyhow good luck.

i'm not smoking for 3 month now... In the process of applying for a IT job that more than likely will have me pee. Hate to not know when is the actual piss test. I LOVE pot and really miss it.
So yea, I feel you man

I haven't smoked for a month now. Looking for a job.

Just spent an hour and 30 minutes meticulously taking an online math / finance test for a bank which they promptly rejected me after submitting the final question "you are no longer considered for the position."

I hope I got that because I scored 100% and am overqualified and they will call to offer me another "better" position. We'll see.

But right now I am in the dumps and want to roll a joint and laugh a little. Instead I will most likely start drinking although I feel it is a scourge (but hey - they don't alcohol test you).

yea, i dont think i can use a wizzinator cause they make me camel toe myself to makesure i got nothin on me. they dont actually watch me pee, but i heard there could be a little hole in the wall that they look through so i dont have to feel uncomfortable. could just be a false rumor but i just don't wannarisk jail time and even more time without good ol' mary jane haha. and they test for alcohol too up to 88 hours... so i cant even drink

You know..Heroin only stays in your body for about 24 hours....

ive got three joints, i need to smoke them asap so i can start detoxing, hoping to find a new job before nov 1. too bad my plants will be ready to harvest around 9/20

its a good thing i love booze too. will likely buy a couple bottles of scotch and bourbon to keep me on the strait an narrow.

doogidie said:

yea, i dont think i can use a wizzinator cause they make me camel toe myself to makesure i got nothin on me. they dont actually watch me pee, but i heard there could be a little hole in the wall that they look through so i dont have to feel uncomfortable. could just be a false rumor but i just don't wannarisk jail time and even more time without good ol' mary jane haha. and they test for alcohol too up to 88 hours... so i cant even drink

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WTF? Is that even legal?

yeah, it's plenty legal. if you have a PO, he can stick his little fingers all up under your nuts looking for whatever.

I'm sober...

well, I smoked yesterday...but
I'm sober. lol.

Besides yesterday, its been almost 2 months.
Trying for a job.