Tips on piss test

kaZ8Teen

Active Member
Have to take a piss test for my job on Thusday so..needed some help.

My first option is to drink lots of water now and drink lots of gatorade right before the test to dillute my piss. I wanna drink lots of gatorade before to keep the color in my piss. I heard it will also help with the creatine levels? Not sure.

My second option is to use substitute urine. But how can I keep it at the correct temperature?
 

howhigh123

Well-Known Member
i dont knoe about the temp...but drink lots and lots of water before you go...not sure about gatorade..if u drink a shit load of water before you go..you will pass..
 

AchillesLast

Well-Known Member
tons of water and cranberry juice is a natural...uh.."pipe cleaner" for lack of a better word. And I would go running twice a day around the block a few times to work out the THC. You should be good after that...depending on how much you smoke.
 

hyphyjoose

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thc sticks to fat. decrease in body fat means boosted metabolism, which means if you lose body fat, you'll lose thc out of your system. so, the higher your metabolism, the faster you metabolise thc out of your system. if you want a guaranteed fix, get a whizzinator. even looks like a real cock. strap it on like a dildo and ur good to go. just get into a regular exercise routine with cardio, and just consume water. you'll be good to go when it comes to bud. burning around 5-600cal/hr should do you well..plus weed is a great supplement for weight lifting :) helps you focus and intensifies the quality of your muscle contractions, since your sensory perception goes thru the charts..
 

KillerWeed420

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Depending on your body type,MJ use and metabolism you maybe better off subbing with synthetic urine.
If you think you can get yourself clean naturally. Eat a high fiber diet,take metamucil and exercise. Stop exercising 2 or 3 days before the UA.It does no good to drink tons of fluids days before the UA. Fluids just dillute your urine and therefor dillute thc levels. It does not remove thc from your system faster. THC is not water soluble.
 

ZenMaster

Well-Known Member
Nice job.

A little late but my best advice is to always take from mid stream, not the beginning nor the end.
 

shooterx

Active Member
Take a B-vitamin complex as well the day of the test. Turns your urine much more yellow so it decreases suspicion of dilution.
 

Wikidbchofthewst

Well-Known Member
If you go with substitute urine, get a temp strip from a pet store. The sell them to go on reptile habitats. Make sure it goes up to 100 degrees F. Stick that shit on the bottle or whatever you plan to use, and make sure it's between 90-100 degrees when you hand it in.

What I once did was I heated it up above 100 degrees, cuz I didn't want it to be too cold by the time I got there. I cooled it down using the car AC right before I went in, and passed.

Or you could get a heat pad, the kind they sell at the drug stores for cramps and pains, and use that to keep it warm enough.

Just figure that you'd rather have the urine ABOVE the correct temp cuz you could always cool it down. If it's too cold you're just fucked.
 
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