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At least she's advising her sparring partner to use the glove. cn
This girls a freak.
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Moebius
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At the same convention.
You might have already seen the video that went all viral yesterday in which I interviewed a young lass getting her anus tattooed, live in front of an audience. If not, check it out. It's something that'll stick with you forever, much like the tattoo that graces her asshole.
But this spectacle of both sadness and adventure wasn't the only thing we enjoyed ogling at the South Florida Tattoo Expo. Moments after we first glimpsed the tatted butt, we met Funky Matas. He claims to have the world record for most signatures tattooed on a back. And the motherfucker ain't kidding. He has what looks like hundreds on there, everyone from Flea to Rob Schneider. There are so many that one of the organizers walked up and pointed out her own name marked on his flesh.
Funky also told us about how he gave himself a dick tattoo (for real) and explains the logistics of that. Perhaps I even got a peek of it myself. Watch after the jump.
World Record Winner for Most Signatures Tattooed on a Back Shows Us His Penis, Maybe
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You might have already seen the video that went all viral yesterday in which I interviewed a young lass getting her anus tattooed, live in front of an audience. If not, check it out. It's something that'll stick with you forever, much like the tattoo that graces her asshole.
But this spectacle of both sadness and adventure wasn't the only thing we enjoyed ogling at the South Florida Tattoo Expo. Moments after we first glimpsed the tatted butt, we met Funky Matas. He claims to have the world record for most signatures tattooed on a back. And the motherfucker ain't kidding. He has what looks like hundreds on there, everyone from Flea to Rob Schneider. There are so many that one of the organizers walked up and pointed out her own name marked on his flesh.
Funky also told us about how he gave himself a dick tattoo (for real) and explains the logistics of that. Perhaps I even got a peek of it myself. Watch after the jump.
Moebius
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That dude is mentally deranged. .... Its made worse by the teardrops on his face. I know a few people that would slap him on sight.
edit:
I really feel sorry for people like that. Its so tragic.
also; notice how dilated his pupils are? He's high as a kite.
Canibus7
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guess his momma is proud.
What a retard
Moebius
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He thinks it will get him more 'action'. I'm certain that's was his motivation. ... at least he had the foresight to do it where hair grows.
thump easy
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should i post a pic of my horn tatoos on my head i usto tell the girls when they sat in the chair, they'd ask me why i had tatoos on my head of horn i would reply BECAUSE IM HORNY ALL THE TIME.. lolz for realz awww man im cheeesy ... as for the pussy eater he might be a graffer or a gang member look at the writing?? its that style writting. or mabe not i noticed the lazzers on his face not tears but the other side lolz ow man i regret alot of tatoos im glad i nevor tatooed above my crouch vishios and delishous
bowlfullofbliss
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The look on that girls face is priceless in that pic. She looks like the artist's finger might have slipped a little 
Moebius
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I see the Graffitti style you speak of ... A bit like the 'STUSSY' clothing brand does.
Personally, if I was to have tatts it would be in a traditional style. I like three themes... Japanese , Aboriginal/Native, Pirate
PaulN'Chuck
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WOoow I know that chick!!!! hahahahahahahahaha gotta love florida