Think I got the pizza maker guy fired
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The Son of Man
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anyone ever buy those chef boyardee pizza kits and go wild with the ingredients?
Twistyman
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Mix dry and sift........ mix vinegar and egg ...... cut in lard...add
dry..then wet..add water as needed...I put about 1/4 cup with egg & vinegar.
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tinyTURTLE
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sorry, don't cook with lard. would bacon grease be a good substitute?
misshestermoffitt
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instead of lard, use vegetable shortening, like crisco
mastakoosh
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man those bastards are good. i like the pizza hut stuffed crust pizza and their breadsticks. like someone said, the marinara sauce with them is what makes them soo good.
Twistyman
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Some things you just have to use what they tell you to and make up the penalty with something else.... bacon grease..I always have some..being of UK decent and all, the best for roast chicken or beef for basting......... I dare you to make a croissant w/out a ton of butter........
although the crisco amber makes great cookies.... shit I said cookie.. vette should come running...
I knew this dude that worked at papajohns an had HPV . an found it a cleaver way to get back at the world by putting his blood in all the pizzas... till someone saw him doing it ... then they sued papajohns an they story got hushed up by court order...
Beautiful story huh .. really makes me wanna eat pizza
apparently he was cutting himself
Beautiful story huh .. really makes me wanna eat pizza
apparently he was cutting himself
diemdepyro
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Well that explains the spit on the next pizza you orderThe last three times the same dominos guy has fucked up my two for tuesday order so I made a comment on their pizza ordering website thing that the dude couldn't make a pizza right to save his life and so they called my house to find out exactly how shitty the pizza was and we got into a big debate about how shitty this guys pizzas are
robotninja
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Ever been to Pat & Oscars? They got a California pizza that is hella good, has avocado on it! Trust me, shit is good
Yeah
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lol. A dominos driver came through the drive thru one night and I asked him if he ever just ate a slice out of someone's pizza. He said no, but if you do it right, you can take a pizza cutter and cut a thin piece off each slice and then put it back together and no one will know. I thought it was funny that someone would go that far just to get some free pizza.
indianaman
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that pizza kit blows. tastes like carpet with sauce.
diemdepyro
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That guy was a marvel he
needs to be on wall street!
Yeah
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Haha I know. I was like damn, this dude's a genius. Then I asked some girl who came through the next day about it and she was like why would someone do that? I said, well one of your co-workers is smarter than you, obviously.That guy was a marvel he
Ever heard of pizza orgasmica?
diemdepyro
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Ever heard of pizza orgasmica? No wtf is it?
mastakoosh
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i guess u eat a lot of carpet with sauce??
diemdepyro
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The Son of Man
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that wasn't kit it was your girl on the rag
diemdepyro
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Yeah
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I think it's a pizza place in the bay area. I saw ads all over ATT Park at a Giants game one day, it had me laughin' the whole game. I have now made it a must do before I die.